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Went here on a Friday at around 3pm. It opens up at 2 but they definitely looked like they were surprised to see a customer so early. The club is in a mostly industrial area…

I was in Cocoa Beach for vacation in late June and walked around from my hotel. I'd seen the club while driving into the area and was curious about how strip clubs in Florida were…

First time here, mid afternoon on a recent Thursday. You enter thru the driveway to the Rental Center property which is next door to the club. Paid $10 to the guy in the…

I’ve hung out here 7 or 8 times over the last three months.
Important- NO ATM in the building. If you’re heading in and need to cash up you can stop at the gas station just…

I’ve been to this club for the past three weekends. Me driving out to LA from the IE says enough about my experience.

All times I’ve visited, were Saturdays & Sundays, around 1pm. Admission is…

Cheerleaders is on front street, not far from the sports complex. Plenty of parking in the strip mall any time I’ve been there. This time was no different. Parked easily and made…

I stopped by on a Wednesday mid-afternoon, a few hours after a disappointing visit to their sister club, AJs. I was happy to see that they finally re-paved the parking lot so that you don't…

I visited AJ's on an early Wednesday afternoon and, at that time, there were very few other customers (a total of 3) as you would expect. The place is still set up the same way…

went to the "new" flashdancers on a monday night with a buddy who was in town for the night. frequented the old basement location a bunch back in the day so was interested to see…

Dropped in on an early Monday afternoon in mid-September. My expectations were low because the last time I was here there were about 3 dancers, all good looking, but no real value to be had.…

Visited Desire on three successive days: Labor Day night, and the following two afternoons.
Basic club layout has been described ad naseum. Metal detector in long hallway/vestibule. Guy who monitors it seemed unperturbed when it…

Disclaimer: this review is about my visit a couple of months after my last review. Life been rough the last few months so bare with me please.

Now,the layout at cheeques didn't change much except…

Visited on a Monday evening at around 4pm. There were only 3 dancers around although their instagram line up showed me 6, a 4th one showed up eventually. I was the only customer for an…

This place hasn't changed much over the years but that's not necessarily a bad thing. Its a dive bar where you know what to expect and usually get it. This was my first…

Went on a saturday afternoon while waiting for my tires to be changed across the street. I was told usually they require a cover charge but the guy ended up letting me in for free…

First off, the name has been changed to Margaritas. If you keep walking south on the main strip in Nuevo Progresso past the pharmacies, dentists and restaurants, you'll see it. You can't miss it.…

So from the days i lived in Brewtown this was a go to club because it was close to home. That being said it has always been a place of ok talent and trying…

Spontaneously stopped into Cheaters with a friend coming back after a day at the beach. Having never been we were surprised there was no cover on a Saturday (at least during daytime).

Fairly small building…

Was at this club on last day before it closed during early afternoon. I generally like this club because it was only place in the area willing to push the boundrys of the no touch,…

This place is a dive. This is truly a place where strippers go to die. I went there just to see if anything has gotten better since one of the other strip clubs on the…