Never ever ever ever ever coming back!

I’ve been a big fan of the Booby Trap chain ever since I first visited the Doral location a couple of years ago—and my recent experience in Pompano Beach was genuinely fantastic (go there and look for Kaylee - you’ll thank me later!!!). Because of that, I’d been looking forward to finally trying the “on the river” location, which I’d somehow never managed to get to.

Unfortunately, this ended up being the worst experience I’ve had in any stripclub EVER.

To start, the location is tucked away in an industrial area. That’s not necessarily a deal-breaker—Doral is similar and still an excellent venue—but things went downhill fast once I arrived. The parking lot was packed, and the attendant approached me saying it would cost $100 to park. I actually asked him to repeat it because I thought I must’ve misheard. When I said I’d park on the street, he told me that would be $50—and when I objected that street parking is public, he replied with, “It would be a shame if someone keyed that nice car of yours.” Message received, Tony Soprano….