I went to a paraplegic strip club this weekend.

😂

Snail trails!

Reminds me of this one club that literally had a paraplegic stripper who'd go around the club in a wheelchair. Since she couldn't do lap dances she made money by letting guys spray whip cream on her breasts and then lick it off. This was done out in the open, and she was surprisingly popular. One day, things in the club got pretty wild on this stripper's birthday, and everyone in the club, even the staff, took turns licking whip cream off her. It turned out there was and undercover cop in the crowd and we all got cited... except for the bartender. He had a liquor license.

Meanwhile, at the praying mantis whorehouse, payment is required in advance.