Why Miami will never be a “real” sports town

Because hot chick in a parking garage?

Based on the reviews, and experiences with their deranged fans, I don't think Greater Philly has this problem.

Is the title an allusion to plastic surgery?

Sorry for the lack of context. This is our local NBC affiliate sports anchor. She comes on every night to tell us that the Dolphins / Marlins / Heat all suck, but no one is listening and no one cares because she’s so fucking hot.

Here's the anchor you need to prove you're serious about sports: youtube.com