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Happy US Thanksgiving to you damn dirty apes

Nov 27, 2025, 1:16 PM
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rickthelion
Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!

Ready to eat the traditional wildebeest and Brussels sprouts?

The only thing this lion doesn’t understand is why most or you eat those giant frickin’ chickens when you could let the wildebeest flavor merge with the stuffing.

Regardless, hope those of you in the US (and that’s most of y’all) enjoy a good time eating with family and friends. Be it giant chicken or delicious wildebeest. ROAR!!!

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ilbbaicnl

It's good to see TUSCL is a safe space where veg-curious carnivores can come out of the closet about eating Brussels sprouts. What else would a lion stuff a wildebeest with besides giant chickens? Are you using some woke herbivore stuffing?

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caseyx

Why would anyone want to eat brussel sprouts?

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stripperlover777

' 🏜️ 🦁 🦁 🦁_ - - - ' ROAR | HAPPY HOLIDAYS @ TUSCL

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Mate27

You are lion and we hear you roar, Rick!

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ilbbaicnl

Sounds like North Carolina is celebrating Canadian Thanksgiving now. That's what happens when you elect a governor who's a DAMN DIRTY RADICAL APE DEMOCRAT!!!

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PhantomGeek

Hmm. A lion's charging your car. What do you do?

a) Roll up the window b) Hit the gas, fast and hard c) Wet your pants d) Any combination of the above

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ilbbaicnl

e) Surrender you giant Jersey Mike's wildebeest.

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