Dallas

Not bad, good clubs. Affordable place to live but it's also... Texas. Crazy hot summers and bibical weather.

Best strip club city in America.

Best club in the country (Baby Dolls Dallas), and 3 legitimately high end clubs (The Lodge, The Men’s Club, Spearmint Rhino Dallas).

Chicas Locas Dallas is fun too (Can find 10/10 latinas here).

ICE hasn't raided them ?

I've only been to BD of your list and I agree it was really enjoyable. That said, what metric are you using to call it the best? Quantity of girls, hotness, extras? It seemed to me that extras would be hard to get without paying for the extremely expensive rooms so if that's the metric I'd mark it lower. (Yes, I've read about the chair forts but...)

I love Texas man, I'll probably be moving to Houston soon in the next year or so. Some suburb. Dallas is a dope and amazing city, lower cost of living for what the city offers. Amazing Strip Clubs out there that I'm still going to get around to trying out, amazing food, hot women in general in that city but Texas as a whole has plenty of hotties. You'd never get bored in Dallas man, any artist you wanna see, it's almost guaranteed that they've got a date in Dallas and/or Houston to a lesser extent.

Yeah, the weather is hot as hell and Tornados and extreme weather are scary as all get out, but damn Texas has it going on. Houston and Dallas especially, Austin and San Antonio aren't bad either though (although Austin is getting pricy with all these tech bros moving out there as of late), just hard to compare to those two giants.

My biggest gripe about Dallas and Texas in general is just how long it takes to get anywhere else for the most part outside of Texas, 14 hour drive or a flight at the very least. I couldn't do it long-long term, I enjoy having a few cities to hit up in only 4-5 hours. I know the Midwest (Indy specifically) will be my final city to live in.