Cloakroom
476 K St NW Washington, DC 20001

Friday night party

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fermion18
Nov 30, 2025, 10:36 PM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

This was my first visit to the Cloakroom. I've been to Mpire and Archibalds before. Cloakroom was the better experience. The dancers were more uniformly attractive with a mix of ethnicities and sizes: a fit blond coed with a dream rack, two skinny black chicks, big curvy white girl that's looking for a motorboat, a stacked Latina with killer legs, some EE hookers circling the tables looking for a whale. Tell the bouncer out front you are headed to Cloakroom (as opposed to the rooftop sports bar).

 

The club was up a couple flights of stairs. I paid maybe $20 at the door and walked into a large loud club. Almost immediately I got snagged by an cute EE dancer and bought her tequila shots (at $44 pp this was just stupid). We sat at a back table and she let me fondle her lovely titties and milky thighs while I tried to talk her up. But the music was too loud and her accent too thick to make good conversation. She tried a pouty-faced routine to get me into VIP for some astronomical sum but I figured why go up there when I have matters well "in hand" down here. Eventually we both lost interest and parted ways.

 

I chatted up two other dancers that night: a hot young mulatto girl with a sexy ass and a funny Filipino dancer with some crazy stripper stories. Neither pressured me to even buy a drink. I did tip them well when they took a turn on stage.

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