The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

A Decent Trip

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scguy
Dec 4, 2025, 2:00 AM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

Came here on a Friday night, hadn't been here since they remodeled the place. The place is pretty tiny compared to other strip clubs, you basically have about 2-3 rows you can sit in, one of those being where you tip the dancers. The overall quality of the dancers depends on your tastes. There were 2-3 girls with great figures, but many of them were were just okay. Got 2 dances, wasn't a fan of them, they were basically air dances, but I didn't spend much on them either (under 100 for both). I liked that the girls here weren't very aggressive like in other places, they ask you if you want a dance, and if you don't they leave. I haven't experienced any being aggressive, and so enjoyed the shows at my leisure. Overall, it was a chill experience, if you want to go to a strip club and not get hassled too much, and are okay with being close to other people then I would recommend it. Just make sure to watch out for the area, and where you park, it isn't in the best area

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A Decent Trip