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Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

I stopped by the Acropolis about...

I stopped by the Acropolis about 8:30 AM on a Thursday to try their $5 steak and eggs with naked girls on the side. Sounds good in theory, but..... After going in, past the guy sitting…

Rick's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

Rick's is definately on the high...

Rick's is definately on the high end of classiness when it comes to decor and atmosphere. That being said I hope that my visit turns out to be the result of being in there…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I checkout this place recently, primarily...

I checkout this place recently, primarily b/c it was nearby. The exterior promised little, but once I got inside . . . WOW! I have NEVER seen so many absolutely beautiful dancers in one venue. To…

Playhouse Club

Romulus, Michigan

I stopped by for a few...

I stopped by for a few hours this past Tuesday and everything was as expected. Had a great time as usual and make this my number 2 choice for SE Michigan. Always dependable…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Happened to be passing by, so...

Happened to be passing by, so I decided to see hpw Bogart's was on a non $10 dance day. Well...it was kinda dead. Maybe 15 girls, only 1 I was interested in.…

Century Lounge

Lennox, California

BlueFireZ28 was in the city during...

BlueFireZ28 was in the city during the holiday season and went to visit his favorite West Coast Club, the Century Lounge and Porn store in LA! On my first trip here a couple years…

VIP Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

Once again I was testing out...

Once again I was testing out the clubs on the West Coast while in the city for business... came across this little number while ferrying a taxi across the City. Got in and had…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

To be honest I dont see...

To be honest I dont see what the big attraction to this place is. Its a decent place and the women are 6-8s but I have been in literally dozens of places as good or…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

Hadn't been to LaChambre in awhile,...

Hadn't been to LaChambre in awhile, especially at night. Stopped by to see if any of my girls were working. Didn't see any of my regulars, did see one girl that I hadn't…

JP's

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

What a difference a good day...

What a difference a good day can make in your opinion. Went recently and it seemed like the old days. One of my old favorite dancers was back, and that had a lot…

Big Louie's Gentlemen's Club

St. Robert, Missouri

Can we do something about the...

Can we do something about the reviews from employees on this club (dbossman and Anonymous)? I actually have been to clubs all over the country and this club is average at best and lousy at…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Went on friday afternoon last week....

Went on friday afternoon last week. Surprised at how busy it was around 1,30 but it eventually slowed down as the late lunch people went back to work. They had a cheap lunch buffet going.…

Cloud Nine

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Nice to see more reviews here...

Nice to see more reviews here from folks other than myself. I agree with most everything the last several reviews stated (especially about the crazy drink hussles). I visited Cloud 9 early on a Friday…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I visited this club Tuesday night...

I visited this club Tuesday night (1/17) my first time here, arriiving around 10PM. I'm not going to delve into descriptions of the club, as I've read them on this site already... no sense…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

holy coooow!!!! havent been in...

holy coooow!!!! havent been in st louis for awhile. Apparently things have changed a bit at the "old diamond caberet" first off the club is gorgeous, damn near thought i was in the wrong…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

I'll give this place the benefit...

I'll give this place the benefit of the doubt because I was in there on a Tuesday night but I wasn't overly impressed with the talent on hand. I did get a dance from…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Dollie's was my 1st stop in...

Dollie's was my 1st stop in Washington Park Thursday 1/20/06. I got there about 9:30pm and there were 8-10 dancers (I estimate 5-6 white, 3-4 black), who I would rate from 3-5. I…

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, New Jersey

Granted, Jersey doesn't have anything but...

Granted, Jersey doesn't have anything but "go go" places, but this one is pretty good. Grabbed a couple of beers after work today. Actually reasonably priced, no cover and the girls were decent,…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Grrr... despite the warnings in other...

Grrr... despite the warnings in other posts, I tried the Cheetah tonight. How sad... this used to be one of my favorite clubs in the country, now on my avoid list. OK -- to be fair,…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Not sure when the last reviewer...

Not sure when the last reviewer went to Camelot, but there are no lapdances. There are no private dances of any kind here, or anywhere in DC. Still in a no-contact city this…

After Dark Gentlemen's Club

St. Robert, Missouri

I've been really disappointed with Big...

I've been really disappointed with Big Louis on my last several visites so the last time through town I stopped at Big Daddy's. I had a pretty good time and it was much cheaper so…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Hollywood is very clean, spacious,...

Hollywood is very clean, spacious, and the area is secure. It has the best toilets you'll find in any club. They run porn on tvs through out the club and sports on the big screen. Drink prices…

Rockstar Cabaret

Wolcott, Connecticut

I came here early Thursday evening....

I came here early Thursday evening. Parking lot was full; I think I took up the last space. There was a $5 cover; 7-Up cost $2. I saw 1 black dancer, 2…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

This Review is for Dec. 20,...

This Review is for Dec. 20, 2005 The club is still way to smoky. No cover when I arrived at 2:00 PM 4 dancers and 12 patrons. For 1 tip get a lot of action. (more than…

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, Illinois

C-Mowe's was my 2nd and final...

C-Mowe's was my 2nd and final stop on my Thu 1/19/06 trip. There were ~ 12 dancers, who I would rate from 2-7 (only 1 7/10, maybe 3 5's/10). I got stage dances…

Sensations Gentlemen's Club

Galena, Missouri

Not a bad club, but...

Not a bad club, but nothing spectacular either. The decor is rather nice considering this is located in the middle of nowhere. It's just barely over the state line in Kansas from Missouri and…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I visited Rick's on a Saturday...

I visited Rick's on a Saturday night about midnight. The place was busy, but not too crowded. I had heard that there were new laws in place that prohibited all touching with the dancers but if it so,…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Wa here again in mid December,...

Wa here again in mid December, and was not dissapointed. Got a private dance with a tall busty Brazilian girl who's name I never really heard, but I'll never forget her body :) Beautiful C…

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

Marginally better atmosphere than the last...

Marginally better atmosphere than the last time I was here: an influx of Ukraine and Czech girls offset the tired, personality-less girls of the last year. They actually spend some time talking, interact,…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

I have been back a few...

I have been back a few times since my negative review and things have improved. I think both of the waitresses with attitude are gone. Madison is still the most gorgeous and nicest…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A couple of us had the...

A couple of us had the chance recently while in Phila to visit Club Risque on the Delaware. I understand that it is the sister club of a club in Bristol, although I've never…

Deja Vu Spokane

Spokane, Washington

I visited the Vu on 1-13...

I visited the Vu on 1-13 in the afternoon. This club is hit or miss. If there are few customer most of the girls do the stage dance and disappear. The quality…

The Northern Gentlemen's Club

Fargo, North Dakota

This club has little in the...

This club has little in the way of atmosphere. It didn't help that food was being served when I arrived. Somehow I don't associate getting an eyefull with the dinner bell. In any event, the…

Jewel Box

Baltimore, Maryland

Taken over by the same cretins...

Taken over by the same cretins who own the Plaza, the review a couple back said it all - Talent is all gone as they have chased all the attractive girls away. Haven't had…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

I made my first visit here...

I made my first visit here on a Wednesday about 6 PM. I followed the directions from TUSCL and parked in front of a package store. Didn't see the club and almost left...but…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

visited club on 1/19 from 130p-430p....

visited club on 1/19 from 130p-430p. Club was very busy. many guys taking advantage of free lunch. lots of girls. much better selection than last time. not as many tats. less…

Plaza Saloon

Baltimore, Maryland

Totally obnoxious shithole. This place...

Totally obnoxious shithole. This place used to have a few nice girls and a couple of nice and not overly pushy bartenders. Now ownership must not be making money because they put really…

Gold Cup

Houston, Texas

I was in houston for a...

I was in houston for a biz mtg last year and checked out the usuals - treasures, etc. i was staying close so one night when in to gold cup. the layout was…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Have been going here for a...

Have been going here for a couple of years and I think the club's attitude has improved lately. Michelle - who has been there since it opened a couple years ago - is still…

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Hobbies other than SC

Just wondering what other hobbies people have. I watch a lot of sports, play chess, and occasionally sing karaoke.

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Have you ever complained to management?

We freely share our gripes with each other here, like in the recent 'Top Strip Club Gripes' thread. Have you ever made any of your complaints known to the people who could actually do something about it? If you haven't,…

Climaxx

Toledo, Ohio

Stopped in there last week. The...

Stopped in there last week. The girls are from 5-7 not much to look at but seem to be very friendly. The VIP room is very private but the bouncer keeps close watch. The dances…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Was back in Las Vegas two...

Was back in Las Vegas two weeks ago and had an afternoon meeting canceled. thought it was a good time to go to OG. Wrong! I arrived at 12:30 PM and there…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

This is the best managed club...

This is the best managed club I've ever been to. The girls are very friendly, will spend time with you and of course it's got great laps. Not a unique tip, but going at the…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

You can always get a discount...

You can always get a discount on the entry charge - either pick up a pass from someone out on First Ave or find the ad in the Weekly or the Stranger (free newspapers).…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Went with the wife for a...

Went with the wife for a show. We did the drink minimum and were seated upstairs on the second level since the "lady" was with me. The chicks were definately hot with one…

Teddies

Bridgeport, Connecticut

This is a follow-up on an...

This is a follow-up on an earler review I did 5 months ago. I stopped in on a Friday night a few weeks ago. The place actually has a lot going for it. Neighborhood…

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How many of you have degrees?

Awhile back, someone asked about careers. I'm supposed to be working on this writing project for school now and am easily distracted. What did y'all get degrees in/or what kind of training did you get for your type of work?

Zachary's

Mashpee, Massachusetts

I have reviewed Zach's before but...

I have reviewed Zach's before but it could have been a somewhat biased point pf view considering I've worked there before. I just read the review below from BlueFire and wanted to make a point.…

New Green Frog

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Visited on a Thursday night. Had...

Visited on a Thursday night. Had the best time I've ever had at the Frog. Dancers are still basically all Oriental. The lap dances are a little more expensive than I usually like, but you…

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Experience with strippers/strip clubs tainting real life encounters?

Do any of the rest of you occasionally have to restrain yourself from treating people in "real life" like people you meet in strip clubs? I just had lunch at a little cafe across the street from my office.…

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Truely strange experiences in a club.

I've tried a few clubs and spent some time in a few more, but always just enough to get by, I'm not greedy I just like making fast money and having time to myself the rest of the week. This first…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

Frequent this club every so often......

Frequent this club every so often... mostly 6-8's work here. The contact is minimal, but if you are decent looking like myself you shouldn't have a problem getting a little mileage.…

Show Palace

Darien, Wisconsin

On my last visit to The...

On my last visit to The Show Palace, I had a YMMV experience that was below the quality of my prior experiences at the club. While the dancer I had for a series of…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Visited on Thursday afternoon last week...

Visited on Thursday afternoon last week around 5 pm. There were around a dozen dancers and maybe twice that many customers. The dances were real hot, but the babes were not, only a couple who…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

Dark Dingy Grimey. This...

Dark Dingy Grimey. This is the skankiest looking and smelling place you can imagine. But the silver lining is that the clientele is usually ok and the girls treat you like…

Showtime

Mansfield, Ohio

I agree with duckbutter and zappa....

I agree with duckbutter and zappa. I have been to this club a couple of time and found it pretty tame. Tried the VIP but it didn't feel all the private. My girl got nude,…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

This is a brief review of...

This is a brief review of a Sapphire "Skybox" experience, those swanky personal suites located on the second level. As you enter the club, they are on the right side overlooking the first floor. Since…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

I was at the Mons last...

I was at the Mons last week on Monday and Tuesday which probably aren't the best days to hang out. The quanity and quality of the girls isn't what it used to be and…

Montana Hideaway Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

Regarding the directions listed for this...

Regarding the directions listed for this club, I wouldn't use Pure Platinum as a reference, as it seems to be out of business. This club opens at 5 pm, but doesn't seem to have…

Kings Inn

North Dartmouth, Massachusetts

Since I've heard some sketchy things...

Since I've heard some sketchy things about this place, I was a little hesitant to check it out. It's a small club and the night that I went there were not too many girls dancing.…

The Oasis Gentlemen's Club

Smithtown, New York

I was there on a Wednesday....

I was there on a Wednesday. There were few guys (about 50/50 with the girls) but the quality of the girls was very average. Lap dances were $30/3 minutes or $60/10 minutes (overpriced…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

Haven't posted anything here in a...

Haven't posted anything here in a while on my "regular" club so I thought I'd make a short review. There have been quite a few new girls hired on here lately and apparently a…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

visited last wednesday PM around 4....

visited last wednesday PM around 4. I usually visit earlier in the day so I recognized only a few of ladies. Noted that Jannika has dyed her hair brown. I thought Mishka's…

Club Paradise

Valdosta, Georgia

Stopped in at Club Paradise on...

Stopped in at Club Paradise on 17 January (Tuesday nite). I arrived at 1845, which was fortunate because the cover was only $2.00. It goes up to $5.00 at 1900 (7 PM).…

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, Illinois

As a long-time patron, I have...

As a long-time patron, I have experienced the ups and downs of this club. A recent visit after a long absence leads me to the conclusion that the Bullet is in positive cycle. As should…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Only special information to add to...

Only special information to add to the existing reviews, they are all very accurate. This place is *the place* to go at any time of the week. There is some competition across the street…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

I love this place. Stopped...

I love this place. Stopped here twice last week, looking for my ATF Filly girl on Weds. Couldn't find her, but ended up with a delightful, gorgeous, young lady for one of the…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Decided to give this place one...

Decided to give this place one last try after the trip I had 6 months ago. What a turnaround. This girls were much improved and the milage was muc higher. I spend 4-5 songs…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

I was very surprised to find...

I was very surprised to find a club that is this good in the middle of nowhere: Woonsocket isn't exactly the humming town. It's great for me, as it is very nearby. The club is…

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How would you handle this situation

You ask a dancer that is on stage for a lapdance and she says yes. You are already seated in the private room or booth when she comes in to give you a lapdance. She then asks you do you…

Crazy Horse Too

Las Vegas, Nevada

Very disappointing experience. Place was packed...

Very disappointing experience. Place was packed to the gills. Talent was disgusting. Didn't see one worth while dancer. In the past, there would have been an abundance of girls to accomodate the crowds. On this…

I70 Main Event

Topeka, Kansas

Being new to the midwest I...

Being new to the midwest I was skeptical and even a little nervous at visiting a local strip club. First, I drove through Topeka for half and hour since I was too dumb to…

Fritz That's It

Bellflower, California

Pretty large club. I prefer smaller...

Pretty large club. I prefer smaller intamite clubs. Girls were hot though. Lots of girls with silicone. Great club to go to after work or on weekends. Can be HM.

Angels Cabaret

Anaheim, California

This is a good club. A...

This is a good club. A lot of convention guys. I felt safe, was not in a bad area. Dances were great. I prefer the night girls over the day girls.

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Arrived on a Monday night around...

Arrived on a Monday night around 5:30 or there were 5 girls working ranging between 4-6. They did the typical 3 song set and if somone was at the stage for a few dollars…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Visited PP for the first time...

Visited PP for the first time in two years this week. Tuesday night was dead as far as customers but that made the few of us present that much more in demand by the girls.…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Went by for lunch on a...

Went by for lunch on a weekday. Not much action. Very few customers. Dancers, while attractive, seemed uninterested except in a few regulars. Probably better at night, but not a good…

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What She Really Means: Stripper-to-English Translations

I don't think we've done this here before. Could be a helpful reference for those not familiar with the dialect. I'll kick it off with a few examples. Please add any others you've come to understand: "Would you watch my bag…

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is there sex in the champagane room?

If you say no I beg to differ. and more than one position :()

Dandy Dan's

Denver, Colorado

Average strip bar in most respects....

Average strip bar in most respects. This place is more like a neighborhood bar, except the waitress will get topless on stage for you. Moderate cover charge, but the $5 beer are too…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Came too this place in november...

Came too this place in november the friday night before the U2 concert. My friend and i walked into this place well after midnight and we still had to pay a 10 dollar cover…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

This place is always a) affordable...

This place is always a) affordable with cheep domestic beer at $.50 per bottle and b) fun because the girls are friendly and ploite.The talent this night was very good and I enjoyed dances with…

Eden Nude Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Went there on 2 for 1...

Went there on 2 for 1 Tuesdays. It is great on Tuesdays barley anyone was there so I had my pick of the girls. Will definately be back.

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I've been to the Cheetah in...

I've been to the Cheetah in Atlanta many times and in a weird way had set my expectatiosn based upon that prior experience. But, Vegas is Vegas and Atlanta is Atlanta. The visit was "ok"…

Allstar's Gentlemens Club

Northlake, Illinois

I visited this club for one...

I visited this club for one beer=20 minutes on Monday night. Their were about 8 girls working on a slow night with approximately 20 customers. The girls were 4's or 5's and several were really…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

The talent on 01/16/06 was poor...

The talent on 01/16/06 was poor by this club's reputation.The girls were 5's or 6's and almost all were eastern european.The talent seems to vary more lately than a year ago.The stage dances were very…

Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

Went to Fox's last week during...

Went to Fox's last week during the afternoon. Booths have been turned around; provides a bit less privacy than before. Had 3/100 dances from a from a young hard body who new how to grind…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

A tale of two cities -...

A tale of two cities - let me explain - I came into the club about 4 PM on a Friday afternoon, just to check out the place first. Had a drink, and the…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Coming home from Texas over the...

Coming home from Texas over the Christmas break via Dallas. Has a couple of hours to kill before my flight so I stopped in at Baby Dolls Dallas. Been to the FW Baby…

Crystals

Thorold, Ontario

This club is alright. There is...

This club is alright. There is a pretty good selection of girls but it's a little more tame than the 'Downer. It makes up for it in atmoshere. I imagine that it is like how…

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

This club is by far the...

This club is by far the best nude club in El Paso. The majority of the ladies are attractive, and some of them are even friendly. The only minus is that it is…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I will agree with the majority...

I will agree with the majority that the music is just way too loud. So loud you have to yell to talk. But the happy hour is still the best deal in the world, no…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

Stopped last Wednesday. Club mileage went...

Stopped last Wednesday. Club mileage went way down. Unlike previous visits with A where bbjtc and kitty play were mandatory, this time for more cash less was allowed. Either club cracked down or the…

Babes Gentleman's Club

Attalla, Alabama

Been out of circulation for some...

Been out of circulation for some time and decided to start back in at Babe's. I'm glad I did. There were four ladies working Monday night about 7 PM and three of them were great.…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

It's been at least 10 years...

It's been at least 10 years since I stepped foot in this club and it seems like nothing has changed! Decor is 10 years older, still good service and not too pushy. Free admission coupon…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I will rate this a 10...

I will rate this a 10 for the Atlanta area. I went in here on a Monday and it was pretty laid back. You always get a little bit more attention from dancers when there's…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

In on a Tuesday night. ...

In on a Tuesday night. Not very exciting 6 girls on stage at a time but you can wait forever for one to come to your area of the stage. I had money…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Went to the club on 1/11...

Went to the club on 1/11 and had a great time with my favorite dancer Blondie. In the afternoon there were only 2 dancers but by the evening shift there were 5-6 girls -…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

At long last...I'm back in Mecca!...

At long last...I'm back in Mecca! It's been a couple of months since my last hurried visit, but today I was able to return to my "home court"...my very favorite club of all...Ybor Strip!…

Diamonds Show Club BYOB

San Antonio, Texas

Honestly, if you're looking for a...

Honestly, if you're looking for a cheap dance (and nothing else) - then this is the place for you. Went on Monday afternoon (around 4pm). Slow and not very inviting. The lighting…

Club Imperium

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

One long table with two poles...

One long table with two poles run down the middle of the room. The chairs around it were pretty full, and they had two dancers at a time. The girls was 5-8.…

Sinners Swing Gentlemen's Club

Carbondale, Pennsylvania

Sad to inform that the club...

Sad to inform that the club has been busted. Owners charged with running a bookmaking operation, girls charged with prostitution. Drug charges involved also. I don't know if they are closed.…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Visited last Thursday was impressed. ...

Visited last Thursday was impressed. New faces along with some regulars. A new Ukranian named Wendy was very accomodating in the Kope. I will be back next time I am in town!

Rick's Cabaret Houston Intercontinental

Houston, Texas

The club was fun. Took...

The club was fun. Took my wife there and we had a good time. There was no pressure. The chairs were comfortable and the interior was clean and classy. They had…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Ah, Louisa! I have to say that...

Ah, Louisa! I have to say that this club does a great job of being *different*. And the difference, entirely enjoyable, pleasurable, and a great deal of plain old fun. Two recent trips to South Jersey, and…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

I spent...

I spent a few hours Friday evening hanging out and bird watching. I notice quite a few new faces strolling around the floor. The club has a new GM from Columbia…

Jolly Roger Lounge

Rock Island, Illinois

I hadn't been out to the...

I hadn't been out to the Jolly Roger for almost a year. I made the trip over to Rock island on a Saturday night and was very surprised at what I found. The crowd was…

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Yay or Nay? Strippers walking around the club naked.

Do you like clubs where strippers are allowed to go naked when they aren't dancing, or would you prefer that they always make themselves decent? Personally, the only time when I'd opt against modesty is when a girl is sitting…

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How many miles to get more mileage?

What is the maximum distance that you are willing to drive to get to a better club, without springing for hotel RON? For me, 2-2.5 hrs 1 way drive max when home, probably 1 hr. when on business trip. Bang…

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How much do strippers make?

Ok, it's probably all over the board, but let's assumed an experienced, good-looking girl, let's say a 7, who does a good job, works in a good club in a major city. Any guesses?

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How do you tell their ages?

I'm terrible at judging girls ages, at least until I get to know them a bit. A couple of weeks ago I was at a play and there were 2 fairly attractive young girls in the cast - I…

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I HATE TATTOOS

Why do gorgeous girls think that putting artwork on their body that they would never hang in their house makes them sexier? Please, someone hide all the tat ink!

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Big dicks or big pussies?

You often hear about big dicks. A lot of people think that this is good. They sell pumps that promise to permanently enhance the penis and even surgeries involving fat transfers from other parts of the body to enhance girth.…

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Ereolas

Is it me or is huge dark ereolas very sexy. I got a dance from a woman who's ereola was the size of my hand spreaded.

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Girls that look better far away than up close

Had this hapen to me this weekend. A stripper looked decent on stage. But when I went to tip her, she looked a considerable bit worse. I still gave my tip, but that was the only one…

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Colts? Who dey?

I know, totally off topic, totally self serving, but I must gloat. I must gloat. Two game robbing calls, a fluke fumble (Bettis' only one this season), but the football gods were just. I personally think it…

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Let's talk about assholes!

Nobody here ever talks about strippers' assholes, and I don't mean their boyfriends. Why not? Don't you like to see it, touch it, poke it? For the record, for me, that would be a yes, yes please, and yes ma'am. When…

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Dancers coping a attitude on stage

Most places a have gone are identical. I understand that the girls are there to make a living, but for them to belittle people on stage for not giving a buck or two is wrong. I myself general…

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Least favorite stripper costumes?

Pants look good on some girls, but they cover too much important skin when they sit with you, and they're too much hassle for her to take off for a dance. Same with thigh boots. Bitchin' look but annoying as…

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Sappiest Line you heard from a stripper

Last night a stripper told me I "left a mark on her heart" when we were done with our private dances.

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What happened to Stripperweb?

Anyone notice that the link to Stripperweb is gone? Guess they stopped paying or something.

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Anyone else enjoying the meltdown?

Anyone else enjoying the meltdown of persona non-gratas? Between the weird apologies and knock knock jokes it is becoming aparent the extent of his imbalance. Classic comedy to me!

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Anyone go to particular strip clubs where they never get lapdances?

I'm just wondering how many of you may go to a particular strip club and never bought a lap dance for whatever reason. I know of one club where that situation applied to me. The lap dances were…

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Favorite stripper costume?

Mine is definately anything with a goth twist to it, although the school girl uniform is not bad either.

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Hug Strippers and Tell Them That You Love Them

For those customers wise enough (remember not by age but by knowledge does one gain wisdom) to not spend money on strippers you really like: Look if she has been talking to you w/o expecting payment beyond three or so…

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How PC Died (A Clue for Old People) (This Thread is Completely OT)

Here's a hint for you old people living in the past: PC was killed in the late 90s and early 2000's by three main influences: South Park, Fox News, and the resurgence of religion.conservativism following 9-11.