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Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Daleville, Alabama

I decided to check out Teasers...

I decided to check out Teasers on Friday March 23rd. I had found out that Teasers had reopened when I was last at NightMoves(a club about 1/2mile down the highway). The parking lot…

The Furnace

Birmingham, Alabama

Great club - clean, great atmosphere...

Great club - clean, great atmosphere and alot of high energy dances. Great quality and number of girls. On weekends the club has around thirty girls dancing. When go make sure you ask for Gia,…

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, Illinois

Got there early (about 9:00 PM)...

Got there early (about 9:00 PM) on a Wed. night. The place was quiet, girls were not yet dancing. Got a seat at the bar, chatted with the bartender and a few girls that were…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Lowered a couple of points because...

Lowered a couple of points because the weekends there suck compared to weeknights. Came in on a Friday night to watch some naked girls and basketball. Place was packed, got dances from the only non-fugly…

The Gold Club

Wilmington, Delaware

Count me out of this club....love...

Count me out of this club....love the convenience and generally can find one or two beauties to LD...recently, that has changed. Teh girls seem more interested in gathering in the back to gouge on…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Stopped by a couple days ago...

Stopped by a couple days ago during hte day shift. There were plenty of dancers on the floor and was relentlessly attcked by the dollar parade...think I was down $30 before I finished my…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Vic's Place in Irvington. I...

Vic's Place in Irvington. I would never have gone to all the trouble of finding this place if it hadn't been for the intriguing reviews of policecar, danD.dick, and makaveli. Cuz Irvington is…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Thought I'd give another short update...

Thought I'd give another short update on things at the Paradise. Been a decent amount of dancer turnover here in the last few months so some fresh faces. Most of the time a…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

Dropped in on a late afternoon...

Dropped in on a late afternoon last week. The dancers weren't all that great, and most seem to be averse to spending time with people they didn't already know. The waitress was pretty…

Paradise Found

Syracuse, New York

Pave Paradise and put up a...

Pave Paradise and put up a parking lot, that is the first thing they need to do unless you want your pants and shoes full of mud. Ok, I just had to bring that…

Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

Took a Friday off and headed...

Took a Friday off and headed to Foxes. Was thinking about going to Ricks but heard the quality of dance has gone down there. Anyway there were abou 6 dances there nothing more…

TD's Show Club West

Tucson, Arizona

Was out with some friends on...

Was out with some friends on Friday and stopped by on the way home. Girls were below average for a Friday night. Would not recommend this place at all until they decide to upgrade the

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Flight Club, Inkster. This is...

Flight Club, Inkster. This is now TUSCL's top rated club. Based on size, glitz, service, number of dancers, and friendliness/attractiveness of dancers, I have no quarrel with that. However I would not personally rate…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Visited Friday afternoon and evening and...

Visited Friday afternoon and evening and it seems like the good times have returned. Lots of great looking women to pick from and several were quite willing to go the extra distance to make…

Anthony's Showplace

Nashville, Tennessee

A truely dreadful, loathsome establishment. The...

A truely dreadful, loathsome establishment. The interior is garish and unsightly and the parking area is strewn with broken bits of spirit bottles. If you are in for a bit of sporting and frolicking then…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Clancy's in Bloomfield. My stay there...

Clancy's in Bloomfield. My stay there was strictly G-rated. The girls were attractive enough, but none showed any interest in chatting me up. They seemed totally disconnected. Maybe I had the wrong…

Bottoms Up

Louisville, Kentucky

I have been here a lot...

I have been here a lot but did not do any reviews. Best time is early afternoon when there are few customers or on days that are slow times like Tuesday night. Hustle is a…

Club Skin

Centerview, Missouri

From what I understand, Club Skin...

From what I understand, Club Skin has come quite a long way since it was Cloud 9... I visited on a slow Sunday night. Since it was slow, I had time to visit…

Christie's Cabaret

Nashville, Tennessee

I paid this place a rare...

I paid this place a rare afternoon visit over a fortnight ago. Inside is a tall, shapely, strapping , buxom wench with long golden tresses who goes by the name of Bambi. She has large…

Cabaret Chez Mado

Mont-Royal, Quebec

This club until recently has the...

This club until recently has the best quality girls in the eastern part of montreal. great atmosphere,the doormans are cool(if you don't act like an ass)and the music is great security-wise no need to worry as…

All Stars

San Antonio, Texas

Visited the club while at the...

Visited the club while at the basketball tournament. I figured that they would have the A team on the floor Saturday evening after the big game. Unfortunately, their A team was at best C minus.…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Visited Sat night fairly early and...

Visited Sat night fairly early and was very disappointed. Tthe dancers want to sit and talk with regulars rather than circulate for lappers. Also, like the caliber of dancers has declined with quite a…

Roxy Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

I've been going here for some...

I've been going here for some time but not a regular. This club has a good assortment of dancers, what ever your taste. Mileage has gone down but still had a good time.…

Rick's Cabaret Houston Intercontinental

Houston, Texas

Visited Sat night at 8:00 and...

Visited Sat night at 8:00 and there were no dancers on stage or walking around. Was told that some had clocked in and were getting dressed. Couldn't stand sitting there staring into space,…

Rachel's Orlando

Orlando, Florida

I stopped here on a Wednesday...

I stopped here on a Wednesday late afternoon a week ago. It has been a lot of years since I was in this club. The club still look basically the same as I…

Rachel's North

Casselberry, Florida

Typical Orlando club - you can...

Typical Orlando club - you can look, but don’t dare try to touch anything. This club probably has the best looking dancers in Orlando. Quality is generally not as good as the best…

Full Moon Saloon

Hurley, Wisconsin

Was not a good season in...

Was not a good season in snowmobile country, and usually the quality of the girls goes up.. bad year for snow, bad year here too... this place is small bar looks nice, with stools…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

First of all, I like this...

First of all, I like this club. Second of all, I had a bad experience last time in. Went in on Friday around 5. Got a couple dances from some young (20'ish) asian girls and…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Visited this club recently on a...

Visited this club recently on a Saturday night. I got to the club before 8:00 and stayed until a little after 10. When I first arrived there were a reasonable number of patrons,…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stopped bya few times over the...

Stopped bya few times over the past few weeks. The quality of the girls is very good...however, therer seem to be only a few that are interested in LD's. Sure, you can ask…

The Vue

Hudson, Florida

Much improved from the last time...

Much improved from the last time I was there. There weren't a lot of people in there, to where the girls outnumbered the patrons about 6-4. But at least half of the six were 7s…

Club Plush

Walker Mill, Maryland

I went to this place on...

I went to this place on Friday night. It's been over 6 months since I was last there. It's changed a quite a bit. It's never been upscale and still isn't. It's…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

I stopped by on tuesday night....

I stopped by on tuesday night. I've it seems like the dancers are either trying to hustle you to go to the back room for 1/2 hour or longer or they are really in…

Front Room

Menage a trois? Yes or no?

I have done them in the real world and also in strip clubs. The ones in strip clubs were more enjoyable. No jealousy. Like an SO and her friend OTC. The most enjoyable ones ITC have been with best friends…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

The HAH (home away from home)...

The HAH (home away from home) still rocks! Went in on a Saturday instead of the traditional Friday and found several favs that I haven’t seen in a while- Misti, tall enhanced brunette; Hadley,…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Big place but lots of girls....

Big place but lots of girls. I went during the day and at night. The day shift doesn't have the good-looking girls but they are more willing to please. The night shift has high-quality…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

No complaints but I wasn't "blown...

No complaints but I wasn't "blown away" like I was a couple of times last year at DJV Lansing. Still by far the best Deja Vu I'm aware of. Fun atmosphere, Friendly…

Million Dollar

Brampton, Ontario

While on a mission to visit...

While on a mission to visit a friends friend at the Airport strip made a stop at the Million Dollar for the first time in what seemed like ages... Was pleasantly surprised by the youth…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Last time at the Dollhouse -...

Last time at the Dollhouse - almost a year ago (rating 9) - I really enjoyed the place. The girls were friendly - the shooter slut was the best of the group. It's…

Twins Plus Lounge

Wallington, New Jersey

I stopped into Twins yesterday and...

I stopped into Twins yesterday and had a pretty good time. All of the dancers were very old and none were really attractive but I struck a couple of really interesting conversation with a…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

This is a real nice club,...

This is a real nice club, a little out of the way from dowtown/Galleria area. But if you are heading to or from the airport a definite must to stop by. I have…

Knockouts

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Unfortunately the city of Albuquerque has...

Unfortunately the city of Albuquerque has decided that they do not want adult entertainment businesses downtown and want to zone them to specific parts of the city. As a result they have stepped up enforcement…

Eden Nude Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

An expensive place for what you...

An expensive place for what you get. cver was $12 and the door man asked for a tip. The juice was $5.25 - of course the $0.75 doesn't come back and the waitress…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

This review is from a dual...

This review is from a dual visit approximately three weeks ago. Just judging from the recent reviews and my own experiences, I think "hot and cold" is the best way to descibe the current climate. My…

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

I had not been to the...

I had not been to the Lumber Yard for quite a while so I tried it out about a week ago on a Tuesday. Tuesday is their 2 for Tuesday when private dances are 2…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

Not a great Saturday night at...

Not a great Saturday night at the Gras. At least before 9:00 there weren't enough girls for the fairly large crowd. With every seat at the bar filled, the three or four girls…

Landing Strip

Mississauga, Ontario

My partner in crime has a...

My partner in crime has a friend who is waitressing so against my better judgement we went to this club last night.... Even before we got a chance to order drinks we were set upon…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Much has written about this place....

Much has written about this place. For my money, this is the best place around. Take your time and enjoy the dollar parade. It is easy to tell who will show you the most fun…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

My second and third visits to...

My second and third visits to the famed Playhouse validated my prior experience. This is a great club. There are drawbacks...and I would still like to see (or better yet experience) what treatment some of…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Was in El Paso for work...

Was in El Paso for work and decided to give the Parrot a try. It's pretty far out of town, but easy enough to get to. It is next to a truck stop,…

Lipstixx

Tampa, Florida

It had been awhile since my...

It had been awhile since my last visit here, and it appears to have gone down hill. The dancer selection is the worst that I have seen at this club. I was there on a…

Showtime

Mansfield, Ohio

The club is nice and has...

The club is nice and has pool tables. The girls are quite beautiful and very sociable. Dances start at $25 dollars and the girls are very good at giving you a great dance! Alcohol can…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Went in on a Thursday afternoon...

Went in on a Thursday afternoon and this place was really busy. By the way, there wasn't a cover. Got in about 12:30 and there were about 20 dancers and what a variety.…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Visited Cheetahs while on a recent...

Visited Cheetahs while on a recent business trip to Atlanta. It came recommeded as one of the top clubs in town from some locals that I inquired with. Went there on Thursday night…

Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield

Springfield, Illinois

This place continues to have the...

This place continues to have the most confusing price structure anywhere. You can by an armband for entry to the backroom as part of your admission, but you can also buy it later if you…

Fare Club at Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Went by on a Wednesday afternoon....

Went by on a Wednesday afternoon. Another of the big clubs of Dallas. It is a bit hard to find, but once you get there, you definitely know you have found it.…

Velocity Club

East Liverpool, Ohio

Not a strip club, but they...

Not a strip club, but they have nude (that's right, NUDE) female bartenders from 3:00 til 9:00 everynight. The lighting isn't flattering and the women aren't especially beautiful except for Nikki, a 19-year-old beauty with…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

The first time I went to...

The first time I went to Das Boot (a few years ago) I was not impressed. It was slow, the girls had bad boob jobs and really didn't "pretend to like me" very well.…

Club Skin

Centerview, Missouri

This club is in the same...

This club is in the same building where Cloud 9 used to be located. As you drive from the west, you have to go past the club and use a frontage road to go…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

Visions is still the best thing...

Visions is still the best thing going on in the area. The French Quarter is all about the tourism business and the dancers' ability to work the large crowds. No great deals and no great…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

My favorite club in Providence. ...

My favorite club in Providence. Definitely not a “gentleman’s club” with bright lights and fancy stage shows. Women range from 3-8, with every race and body type present. Dances high mileage, with…

Lollipops Gentlemen's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

Stopped in here to see what...

Stopped in here to see what was up after bike week. Still packed, with a few out of town girls working. The songs are still only 2 minutes long :( But some of the girls…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Went there around lunch time, ...

Went there around lunch time, it always takes some time to adjust to how dark the place is. So stood around a couple minutes before finding a seat. I am always suprised…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Hear from several sources that CR...

Hear from several sources that CR had an influx of dancers from Penthouse that recently closed. Lunchtime yesterday it was completely packed, no cover and a pretty decent buffet. I don't go to clubs for…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

We hadn’t been to the Caddy...

We hadn’t been to the Caddy in about a year so things had chanced a little. We went on a Friday night about 9pm and they charged us 15 to get in. I thought that…

Silver City Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

First time visit to the Silver...

First time visit to the Silver City. I got to say I like Baby Dolls and even The Lodge better. Place: This is a large Texas style comfortable club with lots of…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

I wasn't quite ready to go...

I wasn't quite ready to go home yet during my drive home from an event at the Anaheim Hilton on a Thursday night but I wasn't necessarily wanting to drive an extra half-hour to my…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

I stopped in on a Friday...

I stopped in on a Friday evening a few weeks ago to take a break from a long drive to Nashville. Gold Club is right off the highway (and right next to an adult bookstore).…

Body Shop

San Diego, California

Stopped by here on a visit...

Stopped by here on a visit to San Diego based on the reviews here. I came by at 7:00 on a Thursday and was pretty disappointed in the talent at first. The ethnicity…

Paradise

Austin, Minnesota

Paradise used to be called "Hey...

Paradise used to be called "Hey Rube's" and that is still painted on the back door. That's your only clue where to enter. When you enter, you're going to pass the restrooms on the left.…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

Came back after several months on...

Came back after several months on hiatus. Arrived at noon on a weekday...don't recommend that unless you want to get in without a cover and cheaper beverages...if you get there before the dancers get…

Front Room

Medical issue or mental issue?

I have been hiding this question for over some 40 years. Not knowing where to ask the question and also the embarrasment. When I was 19, I dated a girl that was 17. Her mother was a cop and had…

Front Room

How many strippers were still virgins at 18? Were you?

I lost it at 15 but didn't knock up anyone untill I was 31.

Little Darlings

San Francisco, California

Cruised San Fran last week and...

Cruised San Fran last week and Monday night everything was pretty dead. No regulars at Garden or HungryI and no hot lookers to be found. Went to dinner on Columbus and for $5 entry fee…

Pony

Memphis, Tennessee

I hadn't been to this club...

I hadn't been to this club in a couple of years. Since Platinum closed, I assumed that the Pony and Christie's would be the hot spots. I went to the Pony during the…

Bliss

Atlanta, Georgia

ok, i went in here around...

ok, i went in here around 10pm and there was noone there. I think there was maybe 3 dancers and by the time i order my first beer, it was down to…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

I still really like this club....

I still really like this club. Although there has been some recent turnover, the girls are all very nice and very easy to talk to. Most of them are also pretty attractive. On Sundays…

Essex Gentleman's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I went on a Saturday night...

I went on a Saturday night with some friends a few weeks ago. We got there around 10pm and there was a line you had to wait in just to get in. I'm…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Entered the club at 3:20pm with...

Entered the club at 3:20pm with a hundred and twenty-six dollars and left an hour later with dirty pants, a half ounce lighter, and a wallet emptier than the bartender's head. . Two…

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This is a real local dive...

This is a real local dive go go bar if anything. I stopped in 1 afternoon for lunch. I found out they fired their kitchen staff and don't server lunch anymore. This place was practilly…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Went to Ybor during one of...

Went to Ybor during one of my trips to the Tampa area. I love Ybor because it's a reliable, consistent place to deliver a good tiime. Usually the girls are pretty atrractive, a…

Pony Too

Madison, Alabama

Went back to Jimmy's to give...

Went back to Jimmy's to give it another try. Got dances from a dayshift dancer named Sid let me tell you it will be my last. Pretty face good body but gives the worst lapdance…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Since I like contact, this is...

Since I like contact, this is not my kind of club. But I was in the area with time to kill, so I stopped by. The dancers are very nice looking, no…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

Visited Thursday night from 9-12 pm....

Visited Thursday night from 9-12 pm. The club looks like a big arena when you first walk in. The private dances are in a room that has four 30 foot long benches. Management walks through…

Bare Necessities

Atlanta, Georgia

As with a previous reviewer I...

As with a previous reviewer I found myself wanting to experience the satisfaction that only a place of this type is more likely to give you after a night at a "regular" club. I arrived fairly…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I've been coming here for years...

I've been coming here for years and the remodeling is nice but the rules on the lapdance couches are insane. I think this is cutting down on the number of dances guys purchase.…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

If I were to describe Keepers...

If I were to describe Keepers I would have to call it a really cool bar that just happens to have strippers in it. Two bars, multiple poles and semi-attractive dancers make it a…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

I'm not sure if it is...

I'm not sure if it is my imagination, or maybe I just have not been hanging out here as often as I have in the past, but there seems to be some fresh Latin faces…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

I hadn't been here in awhile....

I hadn't been here in awhile. It's a small byob place. I went there right after work. There was only a hand full of dancers there. The mileage is pretty good.…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

This place is great compared to...

This place is great compared to most IL chicagoland clubs. There is a lot of friction (cork was popped twice) and the dances are only 20 bucks a song. There are a lot of girls.…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Any time I am in Houston,...

Any time I am in Houston, I try and get to St James. Always lots of very good looking women and the stages are well spaced and give you a great variety to choose from. The…

Doll House

Sandy Springs, Georgia

This club has been recently renovated,...

This club has been recently renovated, and looks top notch. There are two stages for pole dancers, and they are both quite large. The bar is centered directly between the two stages, and…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

Flashers is a pretty decent club....

Flashers is a pretty decent club. The atmosphere could be better, but it normally has 10-15 good looking women (of all races) and they do make contact with you when they are on stage.…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I made the prerequisite spring visit...

I made the prerequisite spring visit to the FC and was treated to te return of a long lost asian girl by the name of Dean, well Redwings, Tigers, Pistons, and dare I say…

Fat Jack's Cabaret

Bock, Minnesota

We went here again the other...

We went here again the other night...great place..some changes for the better since last time we were there...food was great as usual.ladies were lovely...

Playpen

Melrose Park, Illinois

Went here on Thursday right before...

Went here on Thursday right before midnight. There were 5 girls, one I recognized from Bobby's. However at midnight there was a shift change and 3 girls left. It was super quiet…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

I'm changing my rating on this...

I'm changing my rating on this club. Too much inconsistency in the dancers, the dances, especially in the VIP to give it a higher rating. On the plus side, the DJ is much…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I arrived about 11:00 on a...

I arrived about 11:00 on a wednesday night. Bar had about 30 people, all surrounding the stage. There were three girls on stage all nude. The girls didn't dance much while on…

Fantasy's

New Cumberland, West Virginia

Their ad says that dancers begin...

Their ad says that dancers begin at 7pm but they don't actually begin until 9pm. Two dancers at 9:00 on a Wednesday. One young and hot, the other neither. Neither was dancing. They discourage the…

Diamonds Gentlemens Club

Oregon, Ohio

Stopped in there yesterday about 6:30pm....

Stopped in there yesterday about 6:30pm. There were four or five guys there. Still charged $5 cover charge. Got a bud light in a bottle for $4, which was the happy hour…

Bucks Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I'm afraid freakish describes all my...

I'm afraid freakish describes all my experiences with this club too. I want it to be a good club and I haven't given up on it yet, still stopping by every three to six…

Front Room

How much does a male stripper make?

No I am not looking to suplement my income. Too many of you fuckers are in it for free. But I do have videows of private parties involving 4 male dancers and what looked to me like 50 -60 women…

Scarlett’s Rose

Round Rock, Texas

Compared to most of the country,...

Compared to most of the country, this is a really nice club. It's layout is a little strange. Disjointed in a couple of places. I could see where when it is crowded there might be…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Went to BDD last Friday, 2-17-07....

Went to BDD last Friday, 2-17-07. My previous visit the before was really bad, but I am happy to report that the standards I enjoy were back. I had Several outstanding dances from several outstanding…

Front Room

Brazilian Wax - A Warning

Waxing... I know there's been some postings about Brazilian waxes, etc. If you have a SO, an ATF or a fave that receives Brazilian waxes, you may want to warn them. Let me preface this with the…

Front Room

To shave or not to shave? Customers....

I got into a discussion with one of my favorites awhile back about this. I had noticed that most male porno stars were now shaving and since I knew that she knew I wasn't shaven. I asked her if she…

Front Room

Memphis Platinum Plus

While visiting Christie's Cabaret in Memphis recently, I learned from their dancers, that the owner had been given permission to re-open the club. Currently, the club still remains closed, but apparently going under renovations due to the damage sustained by the…

Front Room

Common web site internal 500 error server messages?

Is anyone else experiencing common hang ups/delays or 500 internal server errors messages while on TUSCL? I keep getting these messages more than I don't it seems lately. Either that or the site hangs what seems like an…

Front Room

Best way to turn down a dancer?

I had a dancer tell me she wanted me to take her out to eat. She's not my type even though I didn't mind chatting with her in the strip club. What do you think is the best…