The first time I went to...

The first time I went to Das Boot (a few years ago) I was not impressed. It was slow, the girls had bad boob jobs and really didn't "pretend to like me" very well. When business is slow, they're supposed to be more assertive, competitive and most importantly, friendly. That's why I didn't go back for a long time. Well, my last two experiences three months ago were very different. The stages, tables, chairs and couches have been remodeled and the club looks great... from the inside. Still looks goofy from the outside... but it's an historic landmark (to a lot of us) so what can you say. Table, couch, and VIP Room dances are $10, $12, and $20 respectively and there are some girls there who are "really" worth getting to know. There’s a $20 cover to gain access to the VIP room and then each dance is $20. Drinks and food are reasonably overpriced. After sampling a few Latin beauties on the couch that were just incredibly gorgeous, I met Destiny and her name was appropriate. She "really" took care of me and explained (i.e. showed me) why I shouldn't wear a belt. She has a good rapport with security which allows you to venture deeper (this word was chosen very carefully) into the grey area as club rules are concerned. I was ecstatic and bought over $200 worth the dances from her. In the VIP room she had positioned me strategically to help watch the door but I was way too distracted (busy) to be bothered with that. When her charms didn't work on one of the security guys, I slipped him a $20 and he went away... never saw him again. I love America! The memory of those dances still makes my head spin and I still fantasize about them. I went back to see her two months later just to see if the first time was a fluke. She was really glad to see me and took even better care of me this time!! I think that Destiny is my Destiny, and as such, has earned her very own itemized line in my annual budget.