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Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

This place has to be the most inexpensive club in the US. This is not a good thing. Dancers are all a bit long in the tooth and perhaps could spend more time climbing…

Club Vogue

Columbia, MO

Other reviews are consistent. This place is hit or miss. On this evening only a smattering of dancers working. The majority were covered in body art and mostly over weight. There were only a few…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Went at about midnight on a Thursday evening. Only about 6 dancers and none dancing on the stages. There was only one single table with about 2 customers and 2 entertainers. The quality…

Visited on a Saturday night with a couple of friends. Parking was easy enough, though there was a cover charge at the door that felt on par. Security was professional and the entry process was…

This place is well outside of downtown but it still has a NO address. Its one of the few clubs open in the afternoon in this area. Its kind of old and worn out, not…

Came here after midnight to find something different from the Bourbon Street places. When you walk in and pay the $10 cover, you enter along one of the two bars. The room opens up when…

I wrote a review for Visions a year or so ago so this is an update to my earlier review. I went back to Visions this past Friday night, first time I've been there in…