Comments by MajoraCream

Thanks to H-town girls for giving us top rank in Lust and keeping my wallet slim. Shocking that we're not higher on the Excesses and Vices rank though, which makes me question how accurate the methodology actually is.

PAWG goated for focusing on the only good part of the event. The blonde had a legendary face & tits combo on cam in the ring. Deeply disappointing event from every other angle. Don't care for boxing so even if the undercards were good fights, didn't really matter to me. The likes of Jake Paul farming glory off of Tyson's shambling corpse while Netflix buffers away is just boring dystopia.

Pretty sure I've run into that exact gang of Cubans before and they definitely set the hustle factor of the place. Glad you found another girl to redeem it though. Mileage and overall cost for the half hour with her would be good info.

Mil is a thousand in Spanish. So that's FS for less than 30 bucks cotdang. Shame it was soulless.

That seems like a solid lineup. I've never been to Men's Club or Treasures myself but I've heard generally good things, though the most recent review on the changes to Treasure's LDA sounds like a bummer: https://tuscl.net/review/419287 It looks like you're mostly interested in classier joints, but if you want a divier vibe in the Galleria area, Centerfolds has always been fun for me and I bet you could really get up to no good in the afternoon there, though I haven't been since Covid so take that with a grain of salt. My one trip to Vivid was also very fun, great stage work in a clubby atmosphere but a lot more pushy/hustle vibe and also not been since Covid. If you don't mind the journey out to the beltway boonies, I will always recommend dayshift at Cover Girls for guaranteed good mileage but the lineup is slim so probs not worth the journey just to find no girls you like. I'd say your best bet for Sat night is to revisit whichever of your main 3 you enjoy most on Friday night for an encore. Hope you have a great time no matter what. If you're renting a car, drive safe, this town is crazy.

@blahblahblahs Happy to be the Devil in this instance, that was exactly the line of thinking I had when writing the review. @Puddy appreciate you telling it straight even though you approved the review lol If these sorts of older, story-focused reviews belong in Discussions, I won't rock the boat, but I see the free VIP system as fundamental to the site's ecosystem: you make content to see content. It feels unfair to be generating content that people want to read and not get the access I need so I can engage with the main content the community creates (and plan an ill-fated trip to the St. James, I promise there will be pristine review from that).

Great review. Reminds me how much I've been wanting to sample the dayshift here a few more times since I know there is great potential but it's truly a no-go for me with how smoky it is. It will cling to every fiber of your being. My one dayshift experience last year was sadly very different with only a handful of 3-4's (literally the roughest crew I've ever seen) and I dared to try the free lunch which was half-uncooked chicken nuggets. A hit or miss dive for sure but not the sort of place you can easily come on the DL.

Never got specifics on $ or menu for the VIP, she was just selling how much "better" it would be than LD