Comments by MajoraCream

I'm peeved by all forms of encoding, whether it be a mere number to describe a dancers attractiveness, euphemism for LD/VIP activities, and most of all censoring the dollar values for services rendered. The first one is at least justifiable for getting a shorthand on the reviewer's feel for a dancer, but it's embarrassing (and a real liability) to see guys using a dancers name alongside a bunch of acronyms as if it's protecting anyone. And if you won't even say how much you spent for it, why even bother writing the review? Sad though to see that the overly fluffed, journal-entry style featured in my reviews aren't to the taste of the esteemed TUSCL community. Sharing and vicariously enjoying details of a good (or even bad) LD/VIP experience is a big part of why I still engage with this site but I agree that it ought not get in the way of sharing useful club data.

It's miserable that there's so little incentive at most clubs for good stage-work. At the end of the day, it's an entirely different skillset from giving a good LD and much more raw physical effort so it makes sense that it grows rarer and rarer. Most of the great polework I've seen was actually in NOLA during Mardi Gras. You'd think the tourist-trap vibe would ruin it and Rick's/Hustler clubs are notoriously bad value for a reason but the girls were definitely putting on a show worthy of Carnival. Totally worth getting hustled on Bourbon street and the $80 air dance.

Since it's already assumed that the enhanced sister has the preferred body, I'd stick with her if it's a gun-to-the-head choice between the two. If the natural twin is already coming in at a looks disadvantage and the plastic twin is guaranteed good mileage, seems like a no-brainer. In reality, I would ditch the sisters on a repeat visit to try and find a natural girl who can exceed them both. I would also book a visit to a neurologist if I wasn't able to figure out for myself that a girl was enhanced after a full-on, extras-included dance session.

Wild that the only real difference between a club ad and one of the Reverend's sermons is writing quality. And The Church is just that good so it is truly Justified. Thanks for the nice Sunday read, Rev

Very clever. And a bit nostalgic.

I like the added visibility of having unpublished reviews display at the top of the published reviews list but I do think it may cause some confusion, especially when the UI for the adjudicators is different in the new view. @founder overall the UI improvements to the mobile site have been amazing but the issue with incorrect club logos displaying past the first page of reviews has been persistent for a while. It's not that important but it can make scrolling a bit disorienting.

You're gorgeous but it's the Danny DeVito pillowcase I'm staring at 😂

I've always thought of FOV as any kitty stimulation that doesn't involve insertion. I measure mileage in this case mostly by just about how long a dancer let's you linger and whether you get access under the panties. Reverse cowgirl will always be the best position for this (and most club activities) IMO. I don't know how anyone is getting FOV action in standard cowgirl, unless a dancer was leaning back doing some freaky stuff, there's not really room to maneuver. I did have a dancer coach me to reach around the ass and stimulate her from behind while she was in cowgirl but it's a bit tricky and usually interrupts the flow of the dance. Only even attemptible with a spinner to a mid-size girl, an even decently thick ass would make this impossible so better to stick to just enjoying those cheeks. Honorable mentions to getting some petting in when a dancer has her ass in your face while standing (especially when bent over 🤤) or on all fours across the lap which gives a delightfully unique angle of access. I always discuss touching boundaries with dancers as our first dance is warming up and potential FOV access is usually the last hurdle if I've already gotten good access to T&A. Asking to touch generally or go UTP are probably the most frequent explicit request I'll make to dancers and by far the most often rejected, but that's the life of a cheap-ass LDK-er and to be expected. Curious what you mean when you say Playboy/Penthouse/Hustler FOV? I'm assuming this just a general mileage scale with a bit of centerfold nostalgia thrown in but I'm intrigued by what each of the levels means to you specifically.

Fun read but Rod's right, like 70% of this belongs in an article. Make it the anti-tattoo, Amazons-only manifesto you've clearly been dreaming of. This Priya discussion is why I believe numeric ratings are often a distraction. So much debate but I still have hardly any idea what "as good as you can get in New England" looks like besides some celebrity comparisons. Though I do appreciate the effort to contextualize the ratings with your own tastes, I'll always prefer reviews that focus on a dancer's unique features that caught your eye or just some plain old appreciation of exceptional T&A.

Now go back and get the two-song dance you paid for

Imagine making it to VIP to LDK. Seated while a dancer faces away and maximizes her ass grinding potential on the lap will always be the most potent position in the club IMO

This site really is something special. With an internet that is increasingly hostile to supporting real human connection, especially in the realm of sex work, that is choked with endless seas of machine generated content served up by algorithm, and that houses so many communities built on folks putting on a sanitized facade of their real lives for fake points, TUSCL hosts some of the realest stories regarding a taboo activity (or any activity) that I've ever seen, while also being structured in the most effective manner for actually being able to aggregate useful data on a club. Not without its flaws of course but considering the alternatives I am aware of: r/stripclubs is literally a joke in comparison with the same old first-timer questions and answers. Google/Yelp reviews will almost only ever give you the opposite impression of how your time at a club will go. USASexGuide is a horrifying miasma of emojis and euphemism. No other place online gives a real space to both express and learn about this ancient, awful, beautiful hobby. Sincere thanks to Founder and to the whole community.

Quitting daily cannabis consumption, especially if you have been taking an Indica regularly before bed to help sleep, will 100% cause a huge alteration in your mood and sleep quality. From what I understand, there are not direct physical withdrawals to cessation of THC consumption but you will likely feel knock-on effects of altered mood and motivation. Being a regular user myself for many of the same reasons you describe, I feel the frustration of wanting to take a tolerance break to be "on point" for stressful or difficult obligations and actually feeling worse instead. In my experience, days 2-5 after starting a break will be the worst and it should start feeling better after that. Hope you feel better soon, whether that means you get through the hump and kill it at work or end up back in the club with a green-tinted ass in your face.

Bunch of grown-ass mongers arguing over a grade-school metaphor. The bases have always been ambiguous on who's receiving what action, and it always will be because it's for boys bragging at recess, not discussing mileage at the club. To answer the prompt, all the places I frequent are topless-only so I push for seeing/interaction with the kitty most of the time. I've had some success to this effect by being very up-front with dancers about their boundaries when getting LDs and have also found that showing you mean business by asking for multiple songs up-front can help. Demonstrate that you respect dancers and understand the LD economy and I believe you will, on average, get better dances but YMMV forever and always.

Thanks to H-town girls for giving us top rank in Lust and keeping my wallet slim. Shocking that we're not higher on the Excesses and Vices rank though, which makes me question how accurate the methodology actually is.

PAWG goated for focusing on the only good part of the event. The blonde had a legendary face & tits combo on cam in the ring. Deeply disappointing event from every other angle. Don't care for boxing so even if the undercards were good fights, didn't really matter to me. The likes of Jake Paul farming glory off of Tyson's shambling corpse while Netflix buffers away is just boring dystopia.

Pretty sure I've run into that exact gang of Cubans before and they definitely set the hustle factor of the place. Glad you found another girl to redeem it though. Mileage and overall cost for the half hour with her would be good info.

Mil is a thousand in Spanish. So that's FS for less than 30 bucks cotdang. Shame it was soulless.

That seems like a solid lineup. I've never been to Men's Club or Treasures myself but I've heard generally good things, though the most recent review on the changes to Treasure's LDA sounds like a bummer: https://tuscl.net/review/419287 It looks like you're mostly interested in classier joints, but if you want a divier vibe in the Galleria area, Centerfolds has always been fun for me and I bet you could really get up to no good in the afternoon there, though I haven't been since Covid so take that with a grain of salt. My one trip to Vivid was also very fun, great stage work in a clubby atmosphere but a lot more pushy/hustle vibe and also not been since Covid. If you don't mind the journey out to the beltway boonies, I will always recommend dayshift at Cover Girls for guaranteed good mileage but the lineup is slim so probs not worth the journey just to find no girls you like. I'd say your best bet for Sat night is to revisit whichever of your main 3 you enjoy most on Friday night for an encore. Hope you have a great time no matter what. If you're renting a car, drive safe, this town is crazy.

@blahblahblahs Happy to be the Devil in this instance, that was exactly the line of thinking I had when writing the review. @Puddy appreciate you telling it straight even though you approved the review lol If these sorts of older, story-focused reviews belong in Discussions, I won't rock the boat, but I see the free VIP system as fundamental to the site's ecosystem: you make content to see content. It feels unfair to be generating content that people want to read and not get the access I need so I can engage with the main content the community creates (and plan an ill-fated trip to the St. James, I promise there will be pristine review from that).

Great review. Reminds me how much I've been wanting to sample the dayshift here a few more times since I know there is great potential but it's truly a no-go for me with how smoky it is. It will cling to every fiber of your being. My one dayshift experience last year was sadly very different with only a handful of 3-4's (literally the roughest crew I've ever seen) and I dared to try the free lunch which was half-uncooked chicken nuggets. A hit or miss dive for sure but not the sort of place you can easily come on the DL.

Never got specifics on $ or menu for the VIP, she was just selling how much "better" it would be than LD