I'd go back for sure

This was my first ever visit to a strip club and I basically just walked in alone on a whim. I ended up having a great time and am itching to go back—to this club and others. This experience opened my eyes. But I'll get to the point. This is a review, after all, not a story of My First Time at a Strip Club.

The place is easy to enter, though I was unprepared for the aggressive "Where are your friends?" from the ID check guy. Apparently if I brought friends I could have skipped the cover? Well $10 to see beautiful babes wasn't bad when I'd paid more for mediocre music. Then you're right at the bar, with a single-pole stage far to the left. The music was quite loud, though that makes sense, but it made talking a bit difficult. Place seemed clean, and I felt comfortable pretty quick.

I didn't have plans to stay long as I'd needed to be home soon, so my review won't cover everything. I also wasn't ready for a lap dance or anything like that. I had a beer ($5) and bought a woman a drink ($7), and after an incredibly lovely chat with that woman, I tipped $40 for her time, which she seemed to think was very generous. Well, she was smoking hot, and most of the women I saw were too, all in different types (yet all were "my type"). As soon as she came out of the dressing room, she saw that I was alone and came up to me, very friendly, and respectfully asked my consent to sit and chat. She made me feel more at ease than I'd expected but in a way that didn't trigger any idea of "she's trying to lower defenses to get to your wallet." Maybe because she knew I was a first-timer and didn't want me vowing off clubs for good, or she is simply a fantastic person. Whether affected or not, the experience, the fantasy, that she provided was top notch and seemed custom-tailored for me, without me even making any requests or stating any interests before she started bringing up topics. I walked out feeling that I'd paid for a good time and got just that. I look forward to going again.