Chicas Locas
6440 Southwest Fwy Houston, TX 77074

Early visit to Chicas.

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Pancho9966
Jan 7, 2025, 9:25 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Morning

Mixing up my lunch rotation and looking for a place that opens at 11. Take note other Houston clubs this is the example of how to do it. It opens at 11am and I entered at 11:10, there were 4 stages going and 20 ladies ready. Hell, fucking yeah!

 

You may know the setup, large club, well lit, dances in the back, VIP no one uses. Cover was $10 which covers buffet and not overpriced drinks. Must have been 10 waitresses and 4 bartenders.

 

As for the women not a fugly in sight. One overweight lady by 10lbs and she was a 6. Rest were all some form of 7s or 8s. That is right no 9s, weird first time that has happened to me. Mix was all latina but could be a couple white women sprinkled in. Many of the Latinas had bleach blade hair. Best way to tell them apart is the white girls are tall and have flat ass. I will say that the hustle wasn't so good for so many women. I expected to be eaten alive my first steps in. I really only was approached by 4 women. This was with me tipping at the stage, none of those asked BTW. I guess because there were 4 stages and 2 songs per stage you don't chat if you are coming up.

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