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Reviews
All 12Cover Girls
Houston, TX
Mega-Mileage Mondays
★★★★★★★★★7.7/10This review covers back-to-back Monday visits that I had here in mid-April. Having now made my last 3 trips here on a Monday, I'm starting to think it may be one of the best days…
Cover Girls
Houston, TX
Breaking in Spring in the Fresh LDA
★★★★★★★★★7.3/10Shaking off the Daylight Savings stupor, I decided to see how the start of Spring Break was treating my local club. For a Monday afternoon, I was pleasantly surprised with the quality of the new…
Perky Cups
Houston, TX
Smiles, Ass, and Coffee for the Price of an LD
★★★★★★★★5.7/10I used to drop in here pretty regularly a few years ago but stopped bothering since, at the end of the day, you are paying a premium for nothing more than overpriced coffee, a few…
Posts
Front Room
On Scents and Trophies
In The Wolf of Wallstreet, when asked by his father about how things are at home, Jordan Belfort gives the below response: "It's like the smell... There's a smell, there's an attraction thing. After a while it kind of fades away…
Front Room
Visit-to-Review Time Gap Limitations
I posted a review yesterday, linked below, that was a summary of my experiences at a club I had been to a few times over the years and one of the adjudicators suggested it ought to be an article instead…

