MajoraCream

I'm peeved by all forms of encoding, whether it be a mere number to describe a dancers attractiveness, euphemism for LD/VIP activities, and most of all censoring the dollar values for services rendered. The first one is at least justifiable for getting a shorthand on the reviewer's feel for a dancer, but it's embarrassing (and a real liability) to see guys using a dancers name alongside a bunch of acronyms as if it's protecting anyone. And if you won't even say how much you spent for it, why even bother writing the review? Sad though to see that the overly fluffed, journal-entry style featured in my reviews aren't to the taste of the esteemed TUSCL community. Sharing and vicariously enjoying details of a good (or even bad) LD/VIP experience is a big part of why I still engage with this site but I agree that it ought not get in the way of sharing useful club data.

It's miserable that there's so little incentive at most clubs for good stage-work. At the end of the day, it's an entirely different skillset from giving a good LD and much more raw physical effort so it makes sense that it grows rarer and rarer. Most of the great polework I've seen was actually in NOLA during Mardi Gras. You'd think the tourist-trap vibe would ruin it and Rick's/Hustler clubs are notoriously bad value for a reason but the girls were definitely putting on a show worthy of Carnival. Totally worth getting hustled on Bourbon street and the $80 air dance.

Since it's already assumed that the enhanced sister has the preferred body, I'd stick with her if it's a gun-to-the-head choice between the two. If the natural twin is already coming in at a looks disadvantage and the plastic twin is guaranteed good mileage, seems like a no-brainer. In reality, I would ditch the sisters on a repeat visit to try and find a natural girl who can exceed them both. I would also book a visit to a neurologist if I wasn't able to figure out for myself that a girl was enhanced after a full-on, extras-included dance session.

Wild that the only real difference between a club ad and one of the Reverend's sermons is writing quality. And The Church is just that good so it is truly Justified. Thanks for the nice Sunday read, Rev

Very clever. And a bit nostalgic.