Dental Floss

Once again, I awoke with a burning desire to be desplooginated by a woman of questionable morals whom I had never met before. I am unsure why I so often awake with this strange fixation in my head, particularly since I have a lovely young wife who is always available and eager to exorcise my demons.

Maybe I have a tumor.

Even after several cups of coffee, the urge to be desplooginated by an unfamiliar woman whom I would never consider marrying was not abated. If anything, it had intensified.