Comments by 5footguy

yall seriously can't tell that this is computer generated? when you'd smash something that doesn't even look real, that should tell you something about how fucked up your turn-ons are.

Cringe. Pass.

"Everyone takes a quick peek into the vip as they leave.." No, they really don't.

"What i dont gdt is the aversion to feminine body shapes and parts on here." What I really don't get is why people give a fuck about the body type some other dude likes. You imply a guy who likes thin girls likes teen boys and skibum implies a guy who likes big tits for some reason isn't a real man. It's all just stupid. A lot of guys who are "either/or" types just haven't gotten good pussy from a different type to see that it's not about that anyway. It's about whether that girl is sexy and can fuck you right. That's it. Have had girls of various body types who were terrible fucks and others who were amazing. I'm not saying to go fuck fat nasty bitches or flat chested girls who really turn you off, just saying it's good to be open to any woman who has that sex appeal that goes deeper than that.

"It was a club with cameras where fucking in the back is seldom offered any more." yet your plan was to fuck her OTC? then why the fuck are you in the back paying premium to get blue balls? if there are cameras then i guess no BJ either? she got more stimulation out of that than you did and got paid for it. bad deal. next time with her it should be OTC or find someone else.

You just wash the cup and move on with your life. You've probably had worse put on your food at a restaurant at some point in your life. About that, no I don't like the thought of drinking from that cup, but have you never had a girl squirt on your finger or face while fingering or eating her? It may not be pure piss but it's still piss.

"Some mothers raise their sons to be momma's boys who like big titties, others raise them to be men." ftr i don't like this particular girl's tits since they're not done right, but that must be the stupidest shit I've ever heard.

"We fixate on her body cause we're too old for her music. People didn't use to rant that Meatloaf should be pulled for an FWS (Fat While Singing), " Speak for yourself. We fixate on her body because it was plastered everywhere (magazines, etc.) often wearing very little clothing, and we were told by idiots everywhere that if we didn't celebrate it, something was wrong with us. I don't think meat loaf ever wore a skimpy outfit and twerked on stage. If he had, I can guarantee the conversation would have been had. Nobody wants to see that shit either.

Half our nation are voting for politicians who claim that you have to be a biologist to define what a fucking woman is and therefore it's just beyond their ability to do it. Fucking retards.

so instead of protecting the memory her son had of a loving father, she shits all over him after he's dead. not saying that she wasn't wronged here, but what a selfish bitch.

"Who the fuck would ever hate on halloween?" Anyone who's over the age of 12.

Nah, I'm not there to play roulette. No surprises in that respect, thank you.

Lizzo was so "confident and comfortable" that she lost a ton of weight. Of course, those who hopped on the fat train and didn't get the memo that she had hopped off were upset that she is healthier and better looking. https://7news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity/lizzo-weight-loss-transformation-stuns-fans-c-13099905 If she wants to be 1000 pounds, go for it, it's not my body or my life. And a statistically significant large percentage of people stupid enough to be okay with looking like that will be darwin'd right out of existence anyway. I'm all about personal freedom as long as someone else's doesn't interfere with mine or cause harm to another.

Bald. Less places for anything undesirable to hide. Also, I have an extreme aversion to any hair in my mouth, and I love to eat pussy, so keep it clean and everybody's happy.

Saw short clips only. Walz with the "can't yell fire in a crowded theater" lie/ignorance (it's not a law, was overturned long ago) as an excuse to suppress free speech, the cornerstone of democracy, while running on a platform of "saving democracy". Didn't see much of the rest. But what I saw was civil at least, a refreshing change.

"Thick" Uh nah bro. She's crossed over from thick to fat about 10 pounds ago. Compare that with the 4th post from rat and you can see that this girl doesn't know what the inside of a gym looks like. EVERYthing is thick on her: thighs, ass, waist, face, arms, hands, hell even her fingers are fat bro. Just one big butterball. But I did bang a girl who was heavier than I prefer a few months back. When she was in mish I could see she had about 2-3 fat rolls around her belly. Normally not my thing but had been a while since I had slapped around some natural DD's and that's what came with the package in this case, plus she was sexy. When she was in doggy she looked so damn good, had both hands more than full of pure ass.

"For those that watch America's got Talent: Heidi Klum or Sofia Vergara?" Sofia. Heidi is a complete ditz. She has great tits and is beautiful but she's always dressing provocatively and I think it's because she's insecure and trying to be sexy, because naturally she just has no sex appeal.

btw "she started out with an outrageous #" should be met with a very simple "nah, see ya". it's disrespectful to you, and anything other than a dismissal shows her you tolerate bull shit. don't speak to her again until future visits, and only if she approaches you and asks politely to join you, and she better come with a bargain number for you. girls like this are not worth your time or dollars unless they can change real quick.

"Paid for another 15 minutes" does not compute with "She danced and talked a ton". In 15 minutes we don't have time to really talk. 15 minute fuck time allocation: 1 minute to work with the vibe, kiss, caress, grope, get some chemistry and juices flowing 1 minute to get naked and prep/condom/etc. 2 minutes for warmup head and it better be nice and deep since she knows it ain't gonna be but a few minutes 8 minutes for your top 2 positions, a 3rd if one of them isn't going well 2 minutes to climax and bust that nut, and clean up 1 minute to put your clothes on and gtfo no dancing. if you have 30 minutes there's more time for a little bit of that but more than a minute of dancing is just unnecessary.

When you do this: 1. she knows you're a polite gentleman 2. she thinks you're a pushover and will do whatever she wants 3. she will not appreciate it in the least, and will view it as a sign of weakness A friend, yes, of course I'll give her the seat. But you guys rushing to give up your seat are dealing with a different type of woman in 2024. Her boyfriend doesn't offer up his seat, doesn't say "please" or "thank you" and is more likely to call her "bitch" than call her by her name. I know that doesn't compute with many of you, and that's a testament to your good character. These girls don't deserve your seat nor do they want you to offer it to them except to test you.

I'll take "things that never happened" for 1000, Alex. "where I put the recording and it wasn’t there…" right...

All of you on the left who usually chime in on political discussion are silent here. I'd prefer to not make this a right vs left thing. I'm sincerely asking those on the left, do you condone this kind of thing? If so, can you explain? I would think if one thing could bring both parties together, it's the agreement that we should never go to jail for a social media post. For something to be considered a threat it must be specific, as in "At 9pm today at X location I'm going to attack/kill/etc [name of person]." THAT is illegal, I think, because it is a specific threat. However, anything short of that, even if you find it abhorrent, even if it contains factual misrepresentations, is protected speech. Who on the left will join me in denouncing a government who jails people for 20 months of their lives for social media posts?

I have helped welcome a few cycles, and also caught the tail end of a few that the girl thought was over. I always have protection though, and I don't fuck with clothes on, so it's no biggie. I always tell them so they're aware, they usually look surprised, clean up a bit, and then I complete the task at hand.

"When we have 11 million immigrants in concentration champs under Trump's second term" Hyperbolic fearmongering. If you want to see what his second term would look like, look at his first. The Hitler comparison is the most intellectually sophomoric take a person can have about this, which is why so many people lazily use it. Seriously, too much "Politico" for you Ron. If I filled my mind with far left or far right shit like you read, I'd probably be a sheep too. Get off the teet man. They're feeding you such nonsense. When your validating source is Godwin, an "internet legend," it's time to give it up.

@rickmicrodong Do you realize that your entire post is conjecture, and a heaping pile of made up shit? You criticize Trump for stereotyping, and then do exactly the same thing. "Even the guys who like latina dancers, will probably assume ..." "we all know even if immigrants were to enter legally, then the goalposts would shift" ^^ All bull shit. Not a single fact or bit of objectivity in your post, just demonizing, stereotyping, and hypocritical, almost dehumanizing, of other people.