Does Anyone Else Hate Halloween ?
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How has Halloween become such a major holiday?
People are putting up Halloween decorations in August. Halloween candy has been in the stores for weeks.
Strip clubs have the obligatory Halloween nights. Dancers trot out the same old tired “sexy cop” or “sexy nurse” or “sexy referee” costume.
We are forced to see a month of scary movies on AMC and TCM.
This is a forced major Holiday. Like trying to force the Lansing Lug Nuts to play in Tiger Stadium.
People are putting up Halloween decorations in August. Halloween candy has been in the stores for weeks.
Strip clubs have the obligatory Halloween nights. Dancers trot out the same old tired “sexy cop” or “sexy nurse” or “sexy referee” costume.
We are forced to see a month of scary movies on AMC and TCM.
This is a forced major Holiday. Like trying to force the Lansing Lug Nuts to play in Tiger Stadium.
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I will say though, it is annoying af when people can’t even wait for the month of the holiday before they put up decorations. Halloween before October and Christmas before Thanksgiving, settle down
I love Halloween. I'm going to get dressed up, walk the streets, and give out candy. It was bigger in college (with slutty everything costumes) but I still like it.
People putting up holiday decorations 3 months early is a plague on every holiday.
i'm going to be part of the minority but costumes just don't appeal to me. an old fave of mine has real nice hair. when she dressed up as cleopatra her hair just looked like shit. and that cleopatra bullshit also took away her normal slutty, sleazy, and sexy look.
it's only one day so it's no big deal.
What I do enjoy is no trick or treaters in my senior citizen neighborhood.
I don't watch scary movies. There are plenty of other things to watch.
I have a male gay couple who live on my street who dress up (one is a drag queen- yuck) and make a big production of their house for Halloween every year and it attracts hundreds of weirdos and people from outside the neighborhood to my street. Fucking parents bringing carloads of kids I’ve never seen in my life. Parents wheeling around coolers and swilling beer while they take their kids trick or treating. Fuck it. I love kids. My grandchildren are so cute at Halloween. But this is ri-goddamn-diculous
OTOH I have enjoyed some of the costumes dancers wear at clubs that have Halloween parties. One time a favorite dancer had a sexy female cop outfit. She handcuffed me first and then got on her knees and took charge. It was kinda hot.
What's not to like?
Here is some footage from a few years ago of sexy dinosaur!
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/xNN_YtJwBX4
https://images.app.goo.gl/9msTNW5822gRFj…
Also, I personally like Halloween.
Best or 2nd best holiday of the year
Ladies in skimpy clothing, decent weather in most of the country, what’s not to like?
The problem is that people are always walking up to me going “ooo you’re dressed up as a sexy lion” and I then have to answer “no…I AM a sexy lion. I’m rick the frickin’ lion. And I’m frickin’ sexxxy. With extra D’s because I’m so frickin’ sexxxy. ROAR!!!”
That gets tiresome. Although I often end the night by fucking a sexy witch or teacher or whatever. So I guess it’s okay. ROAR!!!
Anyone who's over the age of 12.
I'm pretty sure about 99% of my yearly consumption of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups comes during the last half of October and the first half of November.
I once had a bad experience with the whole "dancer dressed up like a nurse" thing.
Sure, it started out fine, but then she wanted a copy of my insurance card, and then she demanded a copay, which was like an extra $80 for a specialist. I was then intimidated with talk about deductibles and out-of-pocket maximums, but when she said my plan didn't even cover motorboating...well, that was the last straw. On the way out of the club, I filed a complaint with the dancer who was dressed up as a cop, but I'm pretty sure my concerns were never taken seriously...
Happy Halloween everyone! :)
I like Halloween. So do my kids, two of whom are still young enough to go trick-or-treating. Thankfully they are now old enough to go without me, so I can stay back at the house and hand out candy.
In my area it is customary to setup a table outside in the driveway rather than have kids come to the door. It's fun to sit out there and watch all the kiddos come by. We get a ton of them too, with a lot of people parking in our neighborhood who clearly don't live around here.
Oh, and I'm one of those obnoxious neighbors who hands out full size candy bars. I go through easily 250 of them, lol, so I buy them in bulk at Cosco. Anyone who doesn't like it can kiss my ass. 😁
I mean really, the whole being mistaken for a hairless ape dressed up as a sexy lion thing is tiresome, but the hot sex with a sexy witch or teacher or meter maid or whatever is usually worth it. Especially if it is a sexy witch and a sexy teacher and a sexy meter maid all gettin’ some lion lovin’ courtesy of this rick.
Does it seem like the average TUSCL poster has gotten to be more of a frickin’ snowflake lately? Wah wah wah I don’t like Halloween. Wah wah wah somebody on the internet posted something I don’t like. Wah wah wah I’m smarter than everybody else even though I sound like I flunked the eight grade and was told not to come back to school.
TUSCL posters would have more fun if the drank more Jack and spent less time going all wah wah wah. ROAR!!!