Smash or pass?
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Not sure that I'd smash that badly Photoshopped rendition of Sofia Vergara. But I'd certainly smash the actual Sofia Vergara.
Still a stunning beautiful woman and she's 52 now...Shit. time flies. 52 years ago I was in the Navy hanging around Japan and the Philippines and off the coast of Vietnam...
Pretty sure that’s a fake. But if I ever wonder what Sofia Vergara looks like fucking, I’ll just search for some Esperanza Gomez porn.
OP is wasting our time. Even a blind old retard like 25 could see that's AI generated.
For those that watch America's got Talent: Heidi Klum or Sofia Vergara?
Believe it or not, there was a dancer at the dear departed Follies that had a striking resemblance to Sofia Vergara.
"For those that watch America's got Talent: Heidi Klum or Sofia Vergara?"
Sofia. Heidi is a complete ditz. She has great tits and is beautiful but she's always dressing provocatively and I think it's because she's insecure and trying to be sexy, because naturally she just has no sex appeal.
How is this even a question? Balls deep before you can say "smash or pass" for real. LOL.
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