CandymanOfProvidence
I am the writing on the wall, the whisper in the bathroom! Without these things, I am nothing. So now, I must shed indulgent poop. COME WITH ME!
Comments by CandymanOfProvidence (page 6)
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3 years ago
rickthelion
Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
Going to a stripper/adult entertainment convention
Cashman1234 - can mash 4321!
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3 years ago
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Thanks, Bolsonaro. Caca!
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3 years ago
Icee Loco (asshole)
I'm a fucking loser
I once got money back from the dancer after we had just entered VIP and I farted as I sat down. She gave me too much back and whispered to keep the change as her eyes were squinting and watering.
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3 years ago
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Any of the places on this list, with proper preparation.
https://www.worldation.com/luxury/americas-luxurious-public-bathrooms/
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3 years ago
rickthelion
Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
correction
rickthelion = nickle or hit
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3 years ago
rickthelion
Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
rickthelion = i lick her not
rickthelion = tickle or hit
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3 years ago
san_jose_guy
money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
So many variables, so much caca!
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3 years ago
rickthelion
Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
cacaplop = plop caca
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3 years ago
rattdog
New York
Say "You're talking but all I hear is..."
then let out a fart like a trombone and leave it at that.
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3 years ago
rickthelion
Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
Know any fans of Jared Leto? Tell them to go to the bathroom to appreciate him.
toilet seat = i taste leto
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3 years ago
Icee Loco (asshole)
I'm a fucking loser
Celebrate its status with this classic entertainment
https://www.amazon.com/Rain-Man-Dustin-Hoffman/dp/B002CNK1MK
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3 years ago
Tetradon
I'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
Tootradon!
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3 years ago
Tetradon
I'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
Pray for everyone else's well being, breathing that gas!
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3 years ago
CandymanOfProvidence
I am the writing on the wall, the whisper in the bathroom! Without these things, I am nothing. So now, I must shed indulgent poop. COME WITH ME!
Elite Eight wraps up today. In honor of that, I am eating an 8 oz steak with 8 eggs so I can have a fitting contribution between games this afternoon.
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3 years ago
Call.Me.Ishmael
Rhode Island
@Call.Me.Ishmael
"I'm more inclined to believe that Icee has a Dodge Caravan."
My impression is that he has an ice cream truck.
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3 years ago
Muddy
USA
At least it was a queef, if it was a fart you could catch e. coli!
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3 years ago
Liwet
If she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
<blink>hmmm that didn not work</blink>
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3 years ago
Liwet
If she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
<BLINK>gotta miss the web design of the 90's</BLINK>
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3 years ago
Muddy
USA
And things really get crazy when Captain Stubing makes port there!
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3 years ago
san_jose_guy
money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Sewerage and Sewage Disposal: Calculations and Design // L.B. Escritt (1956)
Fitting treatment given the author's surname is pronounced "excrete".
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3 years ago
Liwet
If she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
<img src="https://i.imgur.com/liPrbzJ.jpeg"/>
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3 years ago
PinkSugarDoll
Having a choice, see Charleston because the flooding they get there will only get worse in the future and the historical districts takes the toll. And you might even run into Bill Murray which is a trip in itself.
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3 years ago
Muddy
USA
And then when Travolta starred in Urban Cowboy...
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3 years ago
motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Hand checks are making a comeback