The State of Porn
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Okay, I may or may not (ahem) occasionally watch porn. If I am, I may have a hard time with it, because it's beginning to be disgusting in some cases. Is it just me or do you agree?
Examples:
When a porn star doesn't look like she has had a bath in a week and has more tattoos than an entire biker gang.
Why does everything now revolve around anal sex and gaping? I don't need to see what a proctologist sees everyday while at work in the porn I watch.
This whole step-dad / step-mom crap has gone a little too far.
Fake. Most of us don't mind a good pair of big fake boobies, but the fake butts, so much botox some of these women look like they're a Muppet it's out of hand. So many previously attractive pornstars have ruined their looks with all the cosmetic surgeries. The Kardashians probably use some of the best surgeons in the world, I don't understand why these women going to Tijuana using a bottle of tequila as anesthetic do not realize they are not going to get the same results!
Slobber. Most of us probably like sloppy BJs but there's enough saliva in some of these scenes that it looks like Slimer from the Ghostbusters had his whole family in the room.
It seems like just about every scene out there today has at least 1 of the issues I mentioned above. Many have all 5. Obviously someone likes this crap because it's everywhere.
Examples:
When a porn star doesn't look like she has had a bath in a week and has more tattoos than an entire biker gang.
Why does everything now revolve around anal sex and gaping? I don't need to see what a proctologist sees everyday while at work in the porn I watch.
This whole step-dad / step-mom crap has gone a little too far.
Fake. Most of us don't mind a good pair of big fake boobies, but the fake butts, so much botox some of these women look like they're a Muppet it's out of hand. So many previously attractive pornstars have ruined their looks with all the cosmetic surgeries. The Kardashians probably use some of the best surgeons in the world, I don't understand why these women going to Tijuana using a bottle of tequila as anesthetic do not realize they are not going to get the same results!
Slobber. Most of us probably like sloppy BJs but there's enough saliva in some of these scenes that it looks like Slimer from the Ghostbusters had his whole family in the room.
It seems like just about every scene out there today has at least 1 of the issues I mentioned above. Many have all 5. Obviously someone likes this crap because it's everywhere.
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Porn used to be very vanilla with a small number of actresses. Now, there is something for every taste and niche and thousands of “ porn stars”.
But you leave the Muppets out of this!!!
There's everything out there
I went 3d VR porn in 2019 and never looked back
Hollywood will take a series and beat it into the ground. The super hero genre has been rehashed over and over.
There was a girl who was pretty hot named Christy Mack - who had a good amount of body art - and then lots of girls got more body art thinking they could be the next big tattooed slut.
Gaping appears to be less popular now. The anal gaping and other sordid things has calmed a bit. They had a series Planet of the Gapes 1 - 2 - etc. There was also a Cumfart Cocktails series - that involved gaping and releasing the cum.
The porn stars who remain all natural are in the minority now. I think the all natural ones are actually a niche. The fake tits don’t look too bad regularly - but the face injections and butt lifts never look close to natural.
The incest thing is in almost every scene - a horny step mom and a young looking stud - or a creepy old step dad and a filthy young step daughter at home alone. The acting is so bad, it’s not nearly believable, so it doesn’t bother me.
There are options on the major porn sites to select preferences - and many sites try to target recommendations to your watched videos - but that requires you to sign in.
I rarely run into anything that's beyond normal fucking and sucking and I rarely go to a specific porn-site - I just use Google and enter something like "big black tits" and I rarely get anything beyond fucking and sucking.
Being a variety-guy I like the vast array of clips the internet offers where I can usually see all I want w.r.t. what interests me usually w/o having to watch what doesn't interest me.
Same with porn - if it’s really hot it can be any of the scenarios Cashman described and I’ll enjoy it.
I also think sound quality in porn is underrated as an important component. I like to hear the moans, squeaks, dirty talk etc.
Agreed I don’t like the gapping asshole and old granny porn really sleeves me.
Still, when I do log on, I never have to look very far. I do try to stick to reputable sites like pornhub to minimize the risks of a virus. It is required of them by the banks and credit card companies.
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Early on I was a big Kleio Valentien fan - and over the years she’s added more plastic and her look is now very different. I enjoy her body art.
I have also been a Adriana Chechik fan for many years. She ended up getting fake tits in the past few years, and they look more natural, which is good. She’s gone over the top with some of her shit, so I’m not a fan of her or her porn anymore.
The beautiful Kira Noir has gotten fake tits as well. She has a very toned body - and her tits were small. It seems she did it to add a little more cleavage - and that’s fine. Hopefully she doesn’t push it farther with more surgery.
But nothing wrong with tattoos on a women. When done right, it looks down right colorful and pretty. ANd these days fake asses are getting softer and softer. I'm saving my chips for a wild evening at the club baby. WHOO WHOO!
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