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Reviews

review
published 2 yrs ago
Left frustrated and will never, ever return… ever!
reviewed by
bigfella1975

4.7

After two DC strip clubs in as many nights, I’m starting to detect a pattern. No touching unless “upstairs” and at premium prices and no seating at the stage. Frankly it is not a compelling…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Algorithm yields glitz not grace
reviewed by
bigfella1975

7.3

Cloakroom is what you’d get from an algorithm designed to create the feel of an upscale strip club. There are the requisite doormen, pretty barmaids, expensive drinks, fancy interior design complete with color-changing LED lights,…

review
published 3 yrs ago
go on Friday or Saturday instead
reviewed by
bigfella1975

8.3

2/27/22 8:00 pm to 10:30 pm

Since I was staying nearby and my first experience was so positive, I decided to go back to Club Rouge. Though the quality of the club and staff were the…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Exploring Alternatives
reviewed by
bigfella1975

6.0

3/18/22 10:00 pm to 12:30 am

I had a chance recently to go to a strip club in San Francisco. With my go-to place (Mitchel Brothers O'Farrell Street Theater) closed, I decided on Crazy Horse. This…

review
published 3 yrs ago
web page is deceiving
reviewed by
bigfella1975

4.3

DV8
2/27/22 4:00 pm to 4:30 pm

I went to DV8 on a Sunday afternoon envisioning watching a game while having dinner and a beer, and then enjoying the dancers afterward. Based on the look of the…

review
published 3 yrs ago
To be avoidedif you are over 30.
reviewed by
bigfella1975

3.0

Golden Dragon Exotic Club
2/26/22 11:45 pm to 1:00 am

This club is intended as an after-hours place. No alcohol is sold and it is open until 6:00 am. I came here after a short visit to…

review
published 3 yrs ago
If only the dancers were worthy of the unique club layout.
reviewed by
bigfella1975

6.3

CaBaRet II
2/26/22 9:30 pm to 10:30 pm

I went to CaBaRet II because of the people rating from this site. Maybe I don’t fully understand this rating. I thought it was about the quality, including attractiveness,…

review
published 3 yrs ago
a well run club
reviewed by
bigfella1975

8.7

Club Rouge
2/25/22 8:00 pm to 1:00 am

For all its celebrated weirdness, it was nice to find a strip club in Portland that felt like a polished, well-run establishment. Though it has that DeJa Vu corporate…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Quintessential Portland strip club?
reviewed by
bigfella1975

7.3

Casa Diablo Original Blood
2/24/22, 10:00 pm to 1:00 am

Is Casa Diablo the quintessential Portland strip club? There is certainly an argument for it; the club is weird, grungy, friendly and accepting. But I’ll leave the…