Good job, Good Guys

I was in DC for a conference and took a night to explore the local houses of skin. There was no cover when I arrived, and I entered after the doorman scanned my ID. This process was new to me and a little uncomfortable as I don’t like the idea of my adventures being recorded. I took a seat at the bar and asked for a menu.

The club layout is a shotgun configuration (one long rectangle) extending back from the entrance and only about 1500 square feet in size. The bar is on the left after the entrance. There are three small stages on the right evenly spaced as you proceed to the back. After the bar there are tables and chairs, some near the 2nd and 3rd stages. The restrooms and VIP rooms were are all the way in the back. There are change machines in the front that can be used to convert bills to singles. The machines take 10% of the bill denomination to make change, so you get 90 singles for a 100 dollar bill. I found this acceptable since there was no cover, but I suggest bringing in your own singles.

I sat and ate after arriving. The burger and fries were good. The wait staff were scantily-clad, polite and attentive. More importantly I was able to eat and watch sports while occasionally turning around to observe a nude dancer. Heaven. I also appreciated that the other dancers, seeing that I was eating, left me alone. After I was finished I did get some visitors asking for private dances or tips (girls circulate after their sets), but the dancers here are not pushy. No one complained when I did not tip the girls I did not watch.