Sometimes it only takes one

I’ve noted in earlier reviews that this is the best option in SF right now for those interested in nudity and thin girls. They open early (4pm) on Fridays, so I’d thought I’d check it out after work and dinner in the City. The club is in a sketchy neighborhood that has improved markedly over the last 6 months. Though it has improved, this is not an area to be flashy with money or ignore the surroundings. The desk attendant buzzes in patrons through a secured door. When I arrived around 7pm, there was another patron paying the entry fee. Though they have security on site, they only allow one person in at a time. So I had to wait awkwardly outside until the desk guy was free. The entrance fee is $10 before 9pm, but they have many conditions that allow free entry: same night game ticket, military ID, and first responders. They also require a drink purchase with entry, but apparently that policy is not in play early in the evening.

The front desk separates the entry from the club. Up a slight ramp and now inside the club, the main space stretches out from the street in a long rectangle. Standing here is the best location to get a sense of the club. There is a small bar to the left, private rooms to the right, a VIP space in the immediate foreground, and the main stage towards the back. The club was a theater and the rake is still noticeable, but less so after recent remodels added the VIP space. While getting a water ($6.75 I think) I assess the club. One aspect of Crazy Horse that I like is that from this space it is easy to see everything but the private rooms. At this early hour I see no dancers hanging out in the VIP section and only a few patrons by the stage, but I do see an intriguing girl on stage and immediately head in that direction.

The dancer’s stage name is Lexa. Brunette, handful of tats, black stringy lingerie and boots. I tip a few dollars. She eventually loses top and bottoms. Lexa has an athletic, dancer’s body, with small boobs (A/B cup), small areolas, pointy nipples, a cute pussy with hanging lips and a nice smile. With the exception of the tattoos, she checks every one of my boxes. The evening is off to a great start. Her dance ends, she grabs her cash, and disappears in the back.