Who knew they ran a weight gain program?

I keep giving this club chances and it continues to disappoint. For nude clubs in San Francisco it has the best spaces: both interior décor and neighborhood. The problem? The quality of the dancers is on a steady decline.

I arrived after 9pm, paid the $30 cover, and entered through the beaded curtain. The club is modestly-sized with the main stage to the right as you enter. There is a small “door stage” to the left, and another small “bar” stage across from the entrance. The bar is behind the bar stage which is on an elevated section that includes additional seating and access to the private rooms. There are more private rooms with beds on the lower level. Though small, the club is well-designed so that there are clear views to the three stages from most locations in the club. The raised level in the back is my preferred place to sit, but it seems others had the same idea as this area was packed when I arrived. So I took a seat at a table a row back from the main stage. The seats are comfortable and the space is well-illuminated for a strip club.

I grabbed a bottled water from the bar ($8) and settled in to enjoy the show. The dancers do three song sets. Typically tops are off by song two, and bottoms come off during the third song. My seat location allowed me to easily slide up to one of the seats at the stage if an attractive dancer was performing. There were about 15 girls working. Three white, three Asian, one AA and the rest Hispanic. When I was back from the stage I was visited by some of the girls who gave me the lowdown on the private dances. Here are the costs and durations: $30 for 1 song topless, $60 for 1 song nude, $150 for 3 song nude. It goes up from there. The club also does 2 for 1 dance specials several times per night.