Comments by rick_the_cheesestick (page 3)

Listen twentyfive when you mess with 1 Rick you mess with all the Ricks. It is just plain absurd for you not to be able to comprehend a handsome devil like Rick with a shiny suit from Target is not pulling tens from the club on the regular, and it’s only costing him $20 and a dinner at Olive Garden. So many strippers lust after him and all the Ricks for that matter they often cover the hotel room cost. I’m sorry you can’t be a stud like all of the Ricks but there’s only so many spots open. All I can say is you better stay in your lane before tyrannosaurusRick pays you a visit.

Closing early means cheesesticks aren’t getting eaten, and nobody likes that.

Will appetizers be served? May I suggest cheesesticks. Count all of the Ricks in.

What a bunch pussies. When you buy a car the only thing you need to consider is if it’s a pussy magnet or not. Also it has to be sturdy because when I drive while getting a BJ from a hot stripper it’s gotta survive hitting a telephone pole in case I get distracted. I may be a cheesestick but I’m still a Rick. What does Rick the cheesestick drive? A mother fuckin Pontiac Aztec

what? nuno bettencourt is Indian? I always thought he was Italian, he's a big fan of cheesesticks and marinara sauce.

"and when you snapped out of that dream state you were standing in the kitchen with a plate of microwaved cheesesticks covered with mayo." ketchup, and I have plenty of that, maybe an old jar of Prego marinara sauce in there too.

twentyfive the nursing home is letting you go on field trips during COVID?

only people with a small penis don't like cheesesticks.

every time I think about Vegas and how much it must suck right now, I cry a little in my marinara sauce.

Show us some photos and we’ll help you out. BTW do you like cheesesticks?

Nothing a microwave and some marinara sauce won’t fix

I’m the father, she ate me and the rest is history.

Those are my relatives, I’m in the first photos getting stretched out.

Do they have cheesesticks on the menu?

Michigan has a surplus of cheesesticks sitting in restaurants just waiting to be eaten by all the pathetic losers.

When traveling, be sure to stop at Applebee’s they have the best cheesesticks

I sent you some cheesesticks.

^^^ don’t break that trackball or you’re screwed!

this is better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asbslK_BMro

be sure to try some cheesesticks while you're dining at the clubs!

I'm brown on the outside and white on the inside. I never know what race to put on my ACT test.

how many cheesesticks did you eat? oh wait, cheesesticks are way too classy to be served at that buffet

Cheesesticks for everyone, and awkward sibling sexual innuendos to ensue.

^^^ there is if she lets you fuck her in the ass for $100