Comments by rick_the_cheesestick (page 2)

I hope this fight didn’t start over the last cheesestick

Are they serving cheesesticks at all of these ceremonies? If they aren’t then they are discriminating against me and the Council of Ricks will fix that.

I am the best junk food. Why? Because my name is Rick and the Ricks are the best at anything and everything. Just like Rick the Lion is the best in the jungle and Rick is the best and picking up strippers for pennies on the dollar. Gluten free is for pussies.

If she doesn’t want Jim’s wang may I offer a cheese-stick instead? I know Jim won’t turn that down, and I’m hard to resist!

3 words - APPLEBEES HAPPY HOUR that's where they are all at, along with me, chillin with the marinara sauce.

from here on out for Spanish inspiration I would like to only be dipped in salsa and not marinara sauce.

Fire up the deep fryers and let’s get some cheesesticks out to those PLs to munch on while they’re stuffing $1 bills in g-strings all the while social distancing

You know when you sometimes bit into a hot cheesestick and that white juice comes out? Yeah that’s what’s on the sofa.

If they have cheesesticks on the menu then that’s enough reason to show up.

I would not recommend using honey mustard sauce or marinara sauce for this situation. Normally they are excellent suggestions for other predicaments but not this one.

I’m not sure if it’s a classic but a Chevy Citation is what Rick uses as a daily driver and if any of the Rick family touches anything, it’s automatically cool. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevrolet_Citation

I heard this fight happened once again, over who was going to eat the last cheesestick.

Offer her some margaritas and cheesesticks back at Ricks after an invigorating work out

Mamisan does it right bitches

Are these marinara sauce and honey mustard sauce spill proof pants as well

Order cheesesticks at the clubs, that’s code for strippers “wink wink”

You sure the wife wasn’t just microwaving some cheesesticks?

Rick called me and said he can’t make it tonight. He has a date at Olive Garden with a stripper since his wife has a bunco night with the neighborhood ladies, Rick Jr has Kung Fu practice and Rickette has ballet.

What are you two morons talking about? There’s more snow in Miami than anywhere else in the United States, it just isn’t the snow that falls from the sky.

ALL THE RICKS HATE CJKUNT

I think she’s hiding some cheesesticks in there

How come my awesome Pontiac Aztec isn’t on there?

^^^ they finally come to the rest home to give you old farts the shot?