Since everyone is telling stories I’d like to tell you mine.
Often when It’s cold at night and I’m stuck in a leftover box in a random fridge I often dream about NiceSpice. I can only imagine how wonderful it would be for her to wrap her sexy lips around me and to nibble on me while I’m all hot and at full attention (no soggy cheesestick here)!!!
and when you snapped out of that dream state you were standing in the kitchen with a plate of microwaved cheesesticks covered with mayo.
oh wait a minute. you don't own any jars of mayo.