Suggestions for baby dancer?

Not really sure how this works but i was wondering if any one had suggestions for a baby dancer in JAX,FL ? I started dancing and had to stop because i had to move. And now trying to get back into the game

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  • rick_the_cheesestick
    4 years ago
    Show us some photos and we’ll help you out.

    BTW do you like cheesesticks?
  • rickdugan
    4 years ago
    Baby strippers generally don't call themselves babies. That's slang used by guys.

    And whoever insists on pounding the board with a rick_the_cheesestick account, could you at least troll me with a bar food that I like? rick_the_buffalowing would be much more appropos.
  • nicespice
    4 years ago
    ^ Oh look, an ignorant statement buy a guy who will lecture a dancer how dancers do things.

    Sadly the stripperweb search feature isn’t the best, but here is one result, I’m sure I could find many more if I wanted to keep going.
    https://www.reddit.com/r/stripper/commen…

    https://www.reddit.com/r/stripper/commen…
    Here is a one Reddit prominent pinned post that specifically *uses* the term “baby stripper”

    Ah heck, feel free to search the entire r/stripper subreddit with the term “baby stripper”—a TON of relevant posts come up immediately (because the search feature is way better than stripperweb’s is)
  • nicespice
    4 years ago
    Anyways, if you’re serious about dancing @OP, may be a good idea to reach out to Eve.

    https://tuscl.net/member.php?id=466442
  • doctorevil
    4 years ago
    More proof that Ricky Douchebag doesn’t know 10% of what he claims to know about strippers (as if his stupid “System” article wasn’t enough proof). I don’t know how many times I’ve heard dancers refer to “baby dancers” or “baby strippers.” Jeez, I was sitting with one tonight who started talking about when she first started dancing and referred to her younger self as a “baby dancer.” What a fucking dumbass.
  • rickdugan
    4 years ago
    Right, ask the Eve account, er, I mean Eve. 😉
  • rick_the_cheesestick
    4 years ago
    only people with a small penis don't like cheesesticks.
  • gobstopper007
    4 years ago
    I think Nice has best suggestion about reaching out to Eve. Maybe some guys familiar with the area will chime in
  • rickdugan
    4 years ago
    ===> "only people with a small penis don't like cheesesticks."

    You got that backwards. Cheesesticks are for pussies. Real men eat meat, the spicier the better. When I order my buffalo wings, I tell them to make them as hot as they can. The kitchen staff in my favorite club views that as a challenge. I like them hot enough that I'm shitting a bit o' liquid fire the next day.
  • rickdugan
    4 years ago
    If some dude is going to troll the board trying to find the club with the most baby dancers, at least he could fess up and just ask straight out. Your best bets are probably Passions (training wheels club owned by the Wackos owner but without the level of extras) and New Solid Gold, which from my recent visit is clearly baby stripper friendly. Historically I would have also said Thee Officer's Club, which caters to young Navy guys who tip well (especially on paydays), but I've heard rumors that it has not opened back up.

    Btw I wonder what this board would be like if we had a day without trolls. Would it be like L.A. in the movie "A Day Without a Mexican," completely bereft of activity? Always wondered...
  • Salty.Nutz
    4 years ago
    OP i dont know how old you are but the sooner you start dancing the better. The prestigious label of baby stripper can only be used untill youre 23. At 23 youre a crusty salty tenured veteran. before 23 your tight fit body is all you need. you can act like a bimbo and get away with anything before you turn 23 if youre hot.
  • doctorevil
    4 years ago
    “ Right, ask the Eve account, er, I mean Eve. ”

    And yet more proof of Rickyboy’s dumbassery. Despite Eve being one of the more well known dancer members of this board that numerous members including me have met in person, and despite the fact both live in JAX, Rickyboy continues to pretend to believe that she is an alias account of mine. What a dipshit.
  • rickdugan
    4 years ago
    ^ Do you ever get tired of trolling? Just curious. 😊
  • rickdugan
    4 years ago
    Maybe Dr could teach the "Eve" account this useful phrase, which he learned from a Latina in a men's bathroom stall at Baby Dolls in Dallas:

    ¿Debería ponerme de rodillas ahora papi?
  • doctorevil
    4 years ago
    “ Do you ever get tired of trolling? Just curious. ”

    You call it trolling. I call it making public service announcements lest some unsuspecting newbie members actually believe your bullshit fantasies.
  • rickdugan
    4 years ago
    ^ So your angry snarky girl diatribes are purportedly really just PSAs? Interesting. 😉

    Note to readers: If you are ever directly interacting with any dancer account that actually admits to meeting doctorevil in person, or worse, clubbing with him, be very skeptical. This dude has more imaginary friends than a 6 year old girl with multiple personality disorder. 😂

    Except of course if it the desperate undocumented Latina who works at Baby Dolls and brought him to a men's bathroom stall for a cheap blow and go. Sadly that girl is probably real.
  • twentyfive
    4 years ago
    Not to get sucked into this but I have met doctor evil and he’s a genuine nice easygoing guy we have both met nice spice and she is a sweetheart
  • rick_the_cheesestick
    4 years ago
    Listen twentyfive when you mess with 1 Rick you mess with all the Ricks. It is just plain absurd for you not to be able to comprehend a handsome devil like Rick with a shiny suit from Target is not pulling tens from the club on the regular, and it’s only costing him $20 and a dinner at Olive Garden. So many strippers lust after him and all the Ricks for that matter they often cover the hotel room cost. I’m sorry you can’t be a stud like all of the Ricks but there’s only so many spots open. All I can say is you better stay in your lane before tyrannosaurusRick pays you a visit.
  • twentyfive
    4 years ago
    ^ LOL r u sure you’re not a can of cheez-wiz
    Q)
    Do you know why Tyranosaurus Rick is so angry?
    A)
    Cause his arm are too short to scratch his balls.
  • Daddillac
    4 years ago
    Let's count.... I met Eve, Papi has met Eve, Dr. Evil has met Eve.... anyone else?

    Who has met Rick Dugan?....

    Now who is the fucking troll?????

  • Papi_Chulo
    4 years ago
    StripperWeb.com is a dancer-site and has a newbie-section
  • pistola
    4 years ago
    Suggestions - wax your poonanny and get to work!
  • Papi_Chulo
    4 years ago
    Are you asking about club-info in Jax; or general-info as an inexperienced dancer?
  • Moned
    4 years ago
    @Papi_Chulo i should have made it more clear but the club info. But i appreciate any general information i get!
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