She made up a story that was not believable in order to make her seem chaste. She seems to be sticking to her story, even if immaculate conception is not possible.
She was impregnated by a breeze? Seems insulting to the father. He might not be well hung, but saying it felt like a breeze is rude!
Let’s say she lived downwind of a sperm donation clinic - and on a particularly busy day for donations - there was an explosion resulting in a jizz cloud being released into the air - and the bukakke fog splattered all over her home.
Only then would her story of a windy insemination have a chance of it being possible...
Well, you know, when you've cast as much semen to the Indonesian winds as Rev Hornibastard has over the past few decades, some of it was just bound to find its way in.....😜
Then again, maybe COVID made her more susceptible.🥺😷🤒🤧
She might have a slight chance of getting gullible people to believe her, but. . . "Just 15 minutes later, she said she began to experience pain in her stomach, which started to grow big very quickly."
Why do so many people insist on pushing their already-dubious stories too far?
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last commentShe made up a story that was not believable in order to make her seem chaste. She seems to be sticking to her story, even if immaculate conception is not possible.
She was impregnated by a breeze? Seems insulting to the father. He might not be well hung, but saying it felt like a breeze is rude!
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Get beheaded by your family to restore their honor, or go with the wind thing? I guess both choices suck for her...
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I've heard of this before.... oh wait, no I haven't.
But sure, wind insemination. Why not.
My guess is sales of Women's Windbreaker jackets will go up in that town. :p
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Let’s say she lived downwind of a sperm donation clinic - and on a particularly busy day for donations - there was an explosion resulting in a jizz cloud being released into the air - and the bukakke fog splattered all over her home.
Only then would her story of a windy insemination have a chance of it being possible...
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I do not think that's how a blow job works.
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Well, you know, when you've cast as much semen to the Indonesian winds as Rev Hornibastard has over the past few decades, some of it was just bound to find its way in.....😜
Then again, maybe COVID made her more susceptible.🥺😷🤒🤧
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Maybe she is saying that her boyfriend is full of hot air ?
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I’m the father, she ate me and the rest is history.
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It's a pretty good bet that she wasn't wearing panties.
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by mistake she clicked her vibrator on hurricane setting
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"I do not think that's how a blow job works."
Suck, woman, suck!!! "Blow" is just an expression!
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She might have a slight chance of getting gullible people to believe her, but. . . "Just 15 minutes later, she said she began to experience pain in her stomach, which started to grow big very quickly."
Why do so many people insist on pushing their already-dubious stories too far?
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