Comments by rick_the_cheesestick (page 4)

All hookers love cheesesticks. If you’re at the bar and want some hookers order some cheesesticks and they’ll be on you like Juice on a Chinese buffet.

Stick to cheesesticks, you’ll only get the farts, which are usually manageable.

If they pour hot marinara sauce on the windmills that will thaw them out.

ALL IN ON “DIN” that is Applebee’s stock ticker, the best cheesesticks in the business.

I heard this all started when the two men were sharing a basket of cheesesticks and they got into a fight over who was going to get the last cheesestick.

Remember when Papi just talked about black strippers all day? Yeah those were the days.

Is it just me or do they both look a little old to be stripping? Kinda like those cheesesticks that have been sitting in a box on the warming tray at 711 for the past 3 days in a row that nobody will buy. Don’t get me wrong they are both hot and I’d let them use me as a dildo to pleasure themselves they just look a little long in the tooth. Way too old for JS69 and no Rick would fuck someone that old.

Bring her home some cheesesticks and warm marinara sauce after your night of mongering. No human can turn down cheesesticks, not even Vegans. Seriously though your wife monitors the “find your iPhone” and knows where you are every moment of the day? What if you traded in your iPhone for an Android phone?

I think this would be a great idea! Sometimes I run low on cheese so I could use a refill and goat cheese would be a great filling.