I haven't been on the board much so perhaps this has already been posted, but I came across this on Amazon today..they are now selling "lapdance pants." They are supposed thin, comfy,and waterproof, which would I assume me you can jizz and not have it get on the dancer...the big barrier currently is they only sell them for up to 36-38 waist size, and cost wise they aren't that cheap- $59. From the ad..."for the cost of three dances, these will give you a whole new level ofpleasure"..and "more slick than silicone, without the mess." lol...here's the link. amazon.com
The biggest issue other than the waist cutoff appears to be that these present as athletic pants, so for clubs with a strict dress code they will likely be a no go. One reviewer on Amazon mentioned not being allowed in with them on.
I remember trying the liquid lapdance underwear to varying degrees of success in the past. (company now out of business) I may look into these as we hopefully come out of Covid to some degree this Spring.
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You apparently haven't been keeping up with "Punxatawney Faucci". He's seen his shadow again and is talking late into 2022 for returning to normalcy. Spring of some future decade might be a better guess....
I'm waiting for the LDK Specific Edition so I can experience the elusive LDK
Been discussed already:
The consensus seems to be they're not worth it. Too expensive and not as well designed as they think. And obviously a few of those reviews on Amazon are certified Desertscrub club ads as they pretty much repeat the 'features' word for word.
Thx for the links TFP. Lots of comments but I didn't see reviews from anyone that actually used them other than the one poster who said the fabric was coarse, don't buy them. It's not clear if that was a review or an opinion though. I did try liquid lapdance and wrote about the experience on here a number of years ago, I'm sensing a sequel.
Are these marinara sauce and honey mustard sauce spill proof pants as well
hold the mayo.
The only important consideration in choosing pants for the strip club is that they must be easy to remove.
@whodey, unfortunately in my state, Maryland, that is not always the case. If living in a state with regular extras I wouldnt even consider this.
The correct answer:
The correct answer is wear a kilt
The correct answer is No Pants - as that always feels better!
Skirts are for skirts, silly Wabbit.
"the big barrier currently is they only sell them for up to 36-38 waist size"
Unless some is an NFL OL or DL or approaching 7ft tall there's no excuse for having a waist over 36-38 inches.
Regarding the actual pants, when I consider reviews for products I ignore the 3 rating reviews, add the total of 4 and 5 rating reviews then compare that number to the total of 1 and 2 rating reviews. A good product will have a much higher 4 and 5 total percentage than the 1 and 2 total. The combined 1 and 2 ratings is 42% vs the 40% 4 and 5 ratings. Verdict: Bad product, forget them!
I ordered the liquid lapdance pants years ago. I never wore them to a club because they were just so absurd and obvious.
Hopefully some day the world’s greatest scientists and designers will put their heads together to crack this problem
Considering guys wear athletic shorts to strip clubs - and other clothing - how absurd can liquid lap dance pants look?
I searched fir images but only got photos of pants that appear to be similar to golf pants.
The problem with Liquid Lapdance was the pouch that you were supposed to stick your junk into. It was made of some kind of plastic foil like a fruit punch bag, which crinkled when you touched it. And it wasn’t form fitting at all. I don’t see how any dancer would not have a WTF reaction as soon as she sat on your lap.
$60 is too-much for a pair of pants to use at the SC (what I use (athletic-shorts; Tashi lounge pants) works well for me at a fraction of the price) - I'd be tempted to try the OP pants if they had a zipper for easier-access (soft narrow zipper that is not exposed that way it doesn't get in the way of a grind); and I'd try them if they had a good # of good reviews - per the pic, they also seem to fit a little-tight vs roomy, and no mention of an elastic waistband which is both more comfortable and practical for SCing.
See my link above; you can usual get these pants for ~ $20 at the Haggar store at a Tanger Outlet; trust me. They come pleated and flat.
Maybe i go to clubs with experts, but I cant tell you the last time I saw a guy in a club wearing slacks let alone jeans.
@8TM believe it or not when I used liquid lapdance they really didn't notice, though the time the pouch broke and the lube went over my dancer did kind of suck. The lube with the grinding definitely provided some explosive experiences a few times...I'll check out some of the other suggestions. With covid hell perhaps slowing to a degree, Im ready to experiment some again.
Well said SirLDAlot! Your LD insights are always helpful.
The emergence of soft and thin fabric - and water resistant fabrics - both used in certain golf pants - has provided men with reasonable clothing to wear to strip clubs that try to appear classy.
Bonobos golf pants.
I have custom tailored pants with a tear away velcro front panel. Works great. The girls love the easy access, and no one is the wiser.
They look sick too. Lots of compliments.
There’s lots of great insight from both SirLDAlot and sideshow bob!
I’m impressed to hear about bob’s specially tailored pants. That’s a great way to enjoy a full contact dance without removing your pants.
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