New Pants designed for lapdances.
bman77
Maryland
Sunday, February 21, 2021 8:57 AM
I haven't been on the board much so perhaps this has already been posted, but I came across this on Amazon today..they are now selling "lapdance pants." They are supposed thin, comfy,and waterproof, which would I assume me you can jizz and not have it get on the dancer...the big barrier currently is they only sell them for up to 36-38 waist size, and cost wise they aren't that cheap- $59.
From the ad..."for the cost of three dances, these will give you a whole new level ofpleasure"..and "more slick than silicone, without the mess." lol...here's the link. https://www.amazon.com/Lap-Dance-Pants-I…
The biggest issue other than the waist cutoff appears to be that these present as athletic pants, so for clubs with a strict dress code they will likely be a no go. One reviewer on Amazon mentioned not being allowed in with them on.
I remember trying the liquid lapdance underwear to varying degrees of success in the past. (company now out of business) I may look into these as we hopefully come out of Covid to some degree this Spring.
From the ad..."for the cost of three dances, these will give you a whole new level ofpleasure"..and "more slick than silicone, without the mess." lol...here's the link. https://www.amazon.com/Lap-Dance-Pants-I…
The biggest issue other than the waist cutoff appears to be that these present as athletic pants, so for clubs with a strict dress code they will likely be a no go. One reviewer on Amazon mentioned not being allowed in with them on.
I remember trying the liquid lapdance underwear to varying degrees of success in the past. (company now out of business) I may look into these as we hopefully come out of Covid to some degree this Spring.
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The consensus seems to be they're not worth it. Too expensive and not as well designed as they think. And obviously a few of those reviews on Amazon are certified Desertscrub club ads as they pretty much repeat the 'features' word for word.
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Unless some is an NFL OL or DL or approaching 7ft tall there's no excuse for having a waist over 36-38 inches.
Regarding the actual pants, when I consider reviews for products I ignore the 3 rating reviews, add the total of 4 and 5 rating reviews then compare that number to the total of 1 and 2 rating reviews.
A good product will have a much higher 4 and 5 total percentage than the 1 and 2 total. The combined 1 and 2 ratings is 42% vs the 40% 4 and 5 ratings.
Verdict: Bad product, forget them!
Hopefully some day the world’s greatest scientists and designers will put their heads together to crack this problem
I searched fir images but only got photos of pants that appear to be similar to golf pants.
The key to a good pair of lapdance pants is thin and soft material in the crotch area. The thinner and the softer, the better. If there are stitches, zippers, seams, and overall stiff material over said area, they will take away from the sensations of feeling soft female flesh against your crotch.
Also if you are LDK inclined it's good to have waterproof or at least jizz absorbent material as well. This can take away from the sensations but it's a good compromise since strippers don't usually take kindly to getting jizz on them. Keep your jizz your own biz, fellas.
The emergence of soft and thin fabric - and water resistant fabrics - both used in certain golf pants - has provided men with reasonable clothing to wear to strip clubs that try to appear classy.
And yeah in my research I "came" to the conclusion that simple golf pants for rainy weather was the best solution. The waterproof material was super thin, so it felt great while also being jizz-proof. A wonder of modern science. In the 80s and 90s there was no such material that good. The only drawback was they weren't allowed in just one local club that tried to maintain a "gentleman's club" vibe and only allowed true dress slacks. But since that was just one club I either avoided it or wore proper slacks when I went.
If you want pants that are acceptable anywhere including the higher end clubs, then straight up cotton/polyester golf pants or dress slacks will do. The non-waterproof type. The drawbacks to these are that the zipper can interfere with crotch sensations and they won't be fully jizz-proof. For me this required an underwear layer which then adds more material and further desensitizes the experience. I split hairs here because I can still LDK in them but it's still not as ideal as rain weather golf pants.
Other pants that work well are sweat pants but they aren't gonna look "classy" or even approximate it. If you're even allowed to wear them you'll be marked as a pervert, good or bad.
I’m impressed to hear about bob’s specially tailored pants. That’s a great way to enjoy a full contact dance without removing your pants.