Comments by rick_the_cheesestick

Are cheesesticks on the menu?

I remember the day when my dad told me which are the best sauces to be dipped in. He wasn’t around very long, someone ate him during happy hour and washed him down with a Corona.

Addiction. I know a lot of fat people that are addicted to me. Strippers love me, kids love me, old people love me, lions love me, Ricks love me, vegetarians love me, fuck those vegan assholes.

Mmmmmm nothing like the smell of a cheesestick coming right out of the deep fryer or the aroma of some hot marinara sauce ready for me to dip myself in!

HEY!!! Nobody messes with my big brother! He’ll beat you to a pulp while he’s got a Jack and Coke in one hand and a stripper boobie in the other! Maybe you’re just a sore loser zebra since you got rejected by the Council of Ricks along with the goat!!!!

I can't wait to stick my head all the way in a hookers private parts!!!!!

I hope they still have cheese sticks on the menu

Farrah Fawcett liked drugs. Bo Berek did not, that is how a 23 year old knows about Farrah Fawcett.

No matter if you're choosing appetizers or suits, Rick has it covered. Except for his ding dong, Rick doesn't cover that and I'm not talking about the snack cake.

I hope you had some cheesesticks at the sportsbar.

the only thing that goes with Red Bull is cheesesticks

do these clubs offer cheesesticks on their menu?

MILK AND CHEESESTICKS

Don’t get any poop on the Xbox controller

And I’m ribbed too bitches. Soft and chewy on the inside and hard on the outside

Getting rid of all my girlfriends and getting new ones is my dream. It ain’t easy being cheesy. It ain’t easy being a Rick too, bitches.

How are their cheesesticks?

You were eating part of me because I was in there before you motherfucker!

His point is if you have a GF that hot why do you need to try to solicit legit massage therapists. She's hot enough to melt my cheese!

The only system I know of involves shiny suits

If there’s one thing ALL the retards in Floriduh can agree on, it’s that cheesesticks are delicious and that all the Ricks are awesome. Whether you’re dipping your cheesesticks in honey mustard sauce in Jacksonville or sprinkling cocaine on them in Miami, deliciousness is just a deep fryer away.

Everybody loves cheese. Just look at me!!! I’m cheesy and loved!!!

Mothafuckas stealing stimulus checks now or something’ ??

You better eat your cheesesticks at AppleBees instead of the clubs by your Krib.

^^^ I hope you still don’t have a mullet and drive a Trans Am. Then again Rick Dugan drives a Trans Am and Rick the Lion has a mullet