HEY!!! Nobody messes with my big brother! He’ll beat you to a pulp while he’s got a Jack and Coke in one hand and a stripper boobie in the other! Maybe you’re just a sore loser zebra since you got rejected by the Council of Ricks along with the goat!!!!
"Perhaps the biggest piece of shit I've ever known. In fact, yes."
Oh, come on, Zack. You're exaggerating a bit. I mean, how about those piles of poo that elephants, rhinos and hippopotamuses leave? Ok, I'll admit that you seldom see hippo poop since they do it in the water (biggest outdoor bidet in the world!), but I'm sure they're huge!
This whole thread is 100% a double-bluff zebra operation. What you apes don’t understand is how fucking sick zebras are. Trolling is in their DNA. I’ll illustrate the issue by contrasting a lion joke and a zebra joke:
1) LION JOKE
LION: (rings doorbell)
HAIRLESS APE HOMEOWNER: (answers door) Can I help you?
LION: (hands the ape a paper bag) Hey wildebeest, take a shit in this or face my wrath.
APE: (shits in bag while whimpering, tries to hand bag to lion)
LION: I don’t want the bag of your shit. I want you to put it on you porch.
APE: (puts bag of shit on his porch) Okay...what now?
LION: (hands ape a matchbook) Okay, now light the bag and put the fire out by stomping on it.
The ape complies and gets shit on his shoes. The lion laughs. Everybody had a good time.
2) ZEBRA “JOKE”
Start internet threads about topics some apes feel passionately about. State that you will be able to put the wrongs right...if you can get a little more money. Get a clueless but passionate hairless ape to sell all of his property and give it to the zebras, who use it to fund further internet trolling. Clueless ape ends up living in a burnt out ‘74 Pinto down by the river and giving handjobs to strangers for food.
You described the situation perfectly nicespice ape. Of course, it helped that you quoted one of the smartest creatures on the planet.
However, this rick is not certain that this zackthezebra is actually a zebra. The “Z is for Zebra” tag line is a subtle clue. Would a real zebra use that tag line? I think not.
My current suspicion is that ronthefrog was getting high with his other buddy ronthefrog (all hallucinogen secreting frogs are named “ron” - they thought it was funnier that way). Then ron said “hey ron you know what would be funny? trolling the ricks.” Bingo bango you’ve got a troll post.
I’m willing to wait and see if there is a “bazinga” coming (ron digs the Big Bang Theory show because he want the hot blonde to lick him all over).
Rickthelion, I guess the Zebra is pushing the letter Z hard because not many animals of the jungle get to push the letter Z so it’s like their calling card, just like their stripes or like how a stripper clanks their heels together. I’ve always been confused about that, do they think they’re Dorthy from the Wizard of Oz and by doing that they’re going to be teleported somewhere else or is that like a dinner bell calling for pathetic losers like “come here and tip me pathetic losers!!!”
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Oh, come on, Zack. You're exaggerating a bit. I mean, how about those piles of poo that elephants, rhinos and hippopotamuses leave? Ok, I'll admit that you seldom see hippo poop since they do it in the water (biggest outdoor bidet in the world!), but I'm sure they're huge!
1) LION JOKE
LION: (rings doorbell)
HAIRLESS APE HOMEOWNER: (answers door) Can I help you?
LION: (hands the ape a paper bag) Hey wildebeest, take a shit in this or face my wrath.
APE: (shits in bag while whimpering, tries to hand bag to lion)
LION: I don’t want the bag of your shit. I want you to put it on you porch.
APE: (puts bag of shit on his porch) Okay...what now?
LION: (hands ape a matchbook) Okay, now light the bag and put the fire out by stomping on it.
The ape complies and gets shit on his shoes. The lion laughs. Everybody had a good time.
2) ZEBRA “JOKE”
Start internet threads about topics some apes feel passionately about. State that you will be able to put the wrongs right...if you can get a little more money. Get a clueless but passionate hairless ape to sell all of his property and give it to the zebras, who use it to fund further internet trolling. Clueless ape ends up living in a burnt out ‘74 Pinto down by the river and giving handjobs to strangers for food.
Zebras laugh. Clueless ape...not laughing.
See how this works? Zebras are fucking assholes.
ROAR!!
To hit the fan!
However, this rick is not certain that this zackthezebra is actually a zebra. The “Z is for Zebra” tag line is a subtle clue. Would a real zebra use that tag line? I think not.
My current suspicion is that ronthefrog was getting high with his other buddy ronthefrog (all hallucinogen secreting frogs are named “ron” - they thought it was funnier that way). Then ron said “hey ron you know what would be funny? trolling the ricks.” Bingo bango you’ve got a troll post.
I’m willing to wait and see if there is a “bazinga” coming (ron digs the Big Bang Theory show because he want the hot blonde to lick him all over).
I like the hot blonde too. ROAR!!!