Deshaun Watson's GF

Who cares? Why post this?

His point is if you have a GF that hot why do you need to try to solicit legit massage therapists.

She's hot enough to melt my cheese!

I Google her. It appears she jumps from one athlete’s 🍆 to another. She was with spurs PG before Watson.

Garfield's grammar takes a hit after midnight lol

Probably Belicheck setting him up to lower his trade value 🤣

Cogent point cheesestick.

I’m beginning to think that you are actually a cheesestick from one of our recent rick celebrations - our rickelebrations, if you will - that absorbed enough rickness to be animated. Sort of like when Pinocchio became a real boy. But cooler because you became a real rick!

Keep on rickin’ you crazy cheesestick. You’re a magnificent bastard. ROAR!!!

Although the cheesestick does make a salient point, this rick will simply point out the one truly universal law:

For every hot girl there is some guy out there bangin’ her that also wants to bang somebody else. Doesn’t matter how hot the girl is, it is simply a truism that she has a boyfriend that either wants to bang somebody else or IS bangin’ somebody else.

Thus sayeth the ricks. ROAR!!!

She’s a hottie - I agree.

She likely hops from player to player - based on seeing her photo with LaMelo Ball. Nothing wrong with that - as I’m sure players enjoy their time together.

my has the groupie scene really evolved since the 80's.

with a few exceptions back then, girls like this would have been screwed, said thanks to and then escorted out of the hotel property or tour bus.

now a girl like this actually gets to linger around a bit longer. long enough to be considered a steady, constantly getting fucked, pampered, and lots of publicity. of course getting a seed inside is almost hitting the mega millions.

She's pretty, but that's too much ass for me. I just don't get the attraction to a big fat ass and thunder thighs.