I’m beginning to think that you are actually a cheesestick from one of our recent rick celebrations - our rickelebrations, if you will - that absorbed enough rickness to be animated. Sort of like when Pinocchio became a real boy. But cooler because you became a real rick!
Keep on rickin’ you crazy cheesestick. You’re a magnificent bastard. ROAR!!!
Although the cheesestick does make a salient point, this rick will simply point out the one truly universal law:
For every hot girl there is some guy out there bangin’ her that also wants to bang somebody else. Doesn’t matter how hot the girl is, it is simply a truism that she has a boyfriend that either wants to bang somebody else or IS bangin’ somebody else.
She likely hops from player to player - based on seeing her photo with LaMelo Ball. Nothing wrong with that - as I’m sure players enjoy their time together.
my has the groupie scene really evolved since the 80's.
with a few exceptions back then, girls like this would have been screwed, said thanks to and then escorted out of the hotel property or tour bus.
now a girl like this actually gets to linger around a bit longer. long enough to be considered a steady, constantly getting fucked, pampered, and lots of publicity. of course getting a seed inside is almost hitting the mega millions.
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She's hot enough to melt my cheese!
I’m beginning to think that you are actually a cheesestick from one of our recent rick celebrations - our rickelebrations, if you will - that absorbed enough rickness to be animated. Sort of like when Pinocchio became a real boy. But cooler because you became a real rick!
Keep on rickin’ you crazy cheesestick. You’re a magnificent bastard. ROAR!!!
For every hot girl there is some guy out there bangin’ her that also wants to bang somebody else. Doesn’t matter how hot the girl is, it is simply a truism that she has a boyfriend that either wants to bang somebody else or IS bangin’ somebody else.
Thus sayeth the ricks. ROAR!!!
She likely hops from player to player - based on seeing her photo with LaMelo Ball. Nothing wrong with that - as I’m sure players enjoy their time together.
with a few exceptions back then, girls like this would have been screwed, said thanks to and then escorted out of the hotel property or tour bus.
now a girl like this actually gets to linger around a bit longer. long enough to be considered a steady, constantly getting fucked, pampered, and lots of publicity. of course getting a seed inside is almost hitting the mega millions.