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The Unbelievably Sordid World of Adults

reverendhornibastard

Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy

I still remember when my dear old dad first told me about the birds and the bees. He told me in graphic detail how babies were made.

I was totally aghast! I was too young for this information when he dumped it on me. It had no relevance whatsoever to my life or any aspirations I had at the time.

A more detailed summary of how I reacted can be found here.

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I also remember that my dad found it difficult to say the word “sex” when speaking to his young son. He kept referring to this macabre scenario as “relations.”

Not long after he told me the horrible truth about how babies are made, I was watching a movie in which a man in a business suit asked a pretty young woman he had just met what kind of business she was in.

She said she was in “public relations.”

I already knew that the world of adults was full of unspeakably brutal vulgarity, but “PUBLIC RELATIONS?”

It seemed the depths of depravity adults were capable of reaching were limitless!

I imagined a couple having “relations” in the middle of a boxing ring with thousands of people watching.

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About 18 months later, with a few milligrams of powerful hormones coursing through my veins, I began reassessing my views and wondering how old you have to be to purchase tickets to a public relations show.