Rick Dugan is the finest reviewer in the history of site

This is high praise! This guy signed up today - and he’s already seen how great Rick is! Another Rick-convert!

Well, brother ron is, of course, correct. The dugan, my brother from another mother, is the smartest hairless ape on the planet and therefore the finest reviewer on the site. All ricks are creatures of class and nobility. Just look at our frickin’ suits.

The rons are actually pretty cool. I partied with ronthefrog once. Normally I’m not into the drugs but what are you going to say when a bunch of nude hippy chicks walk up carrying a frog that says “lick me I secrete hallucinogenic compounds.” To be honest I’m not quite sure what I did but the next morning I woke up to a bunch of hippy chicks thirsting for BSLC. So I’m sure it was good times.

Of course, it is always possible that this is a slow burn trolling effort by the council of dougs (cursed be their name). We shall see. ROAR!!!

No matter if you're choosing appetizers or suits, Rick has it covered. Except for his ding dong, Rick doesn't cover that and I'm not talking about the snack cake.

It was inevitable I suppose. Write a crappy (and well deserved) review under a pseudonym for BabyDolls and then a great review for a nearby competitor and suddenly the trolls are out in force. Worth it. 😀

Ron, you must have missed the 'everything on this site is probably fiction' warning.

@OP What’s your opinion on the mysterious RedJohnson?

^ Isn’t a Red Johnson a description of a venereal disease

No that’s Blue Waffle.

I think that’s what happened to Nice Spice after she went on a date with BBC