Comments by OrangeClown (page 4)

@trixxi, you’ll have to excuse my boy, @Desertscat. The thought of having a dildo shoved up his ass brings back pleasant memories of summers at his grandparents’ farm.

If you want to get to know the ladies, meet the parents, take strolls along the beach hand in hand, talk about dreams and aspirations and look to start a family, maybe TJ is not for you.

Gentlemen, you’ll have to excuse my boy, @desertdick. He’s still traumatized by his doctor’s inability to compete a hernia check due to his inability to locate his balls.

^^It didn't happen to the guy who posted it either, though he did dream it while jacking off on the toilet seat at age 15.

Gentlemen, you'll have to excuse my boy, @desertranny. As an alter boy at the church of Fr. Haywood Jablowme, how was he supposed to know that service during "Hot Dog Day" didn't include a bun and mustard, only a wiener?

@Joose1803, I dub thee, toolshed. Get a fucking clue. Have you even attempted to read some of the recent posts on here about TJ? And what the fuck is a scamdemic? The same thing that has people hooked to a ventilator while shitting and pissing into a diaper in intensive care?

Gentlemen, you'll have to excuse my homie, @Desertsnatch. Words have confounded him ever since Uncle Lester told him, "You don't actually blow on it," during one of their many basement encounters back in the day.

Gentlemen, you'll have to excuse my bud, @desertbender. In some ways, his hostility toward Mexicans is understandable after that day way back in '63 when he came home early from reform school and saw the gardeners, Chico and Pedro, double-teaming his mom.

Gentlemen, you'll have to excuse my homeboy, @Desertswallows. He's just envious of Mexican gals because of all the cock they're treated to.

Gentlemen,you'll have to excuse my bitch, @desertdouche. He's still upset that his nephew wiped his ass after taking a shit prior to their mutual rimming session.

@Muddy, you'll have to excuse my man, Desertgay. Can't blame him for being disappointed there are no gay bars on your list.

@mona0203, you'll have to excuse my boy, Deserttwat. His only release is sitting on the toilet seat and rubbing out load after load to images of the orange shit stain that had his ass handed to him in the last election. So let's cut him some slack.

@Desertscrub is truly off his meds. It's like watching dementia set in right before my eyes. He really thinks every review is a club ad. Even a review where the OP tells of meeting with two other TUSCLers, who also post and verify the story. See a doctor! His annual gyno exam must be coming up. Hope the doctor who's subjected to that sight in stirrups is getting combat pay.

@Dasher, you'll have to excuse my gal, Desertscum. Last time she was in Atlantic City, a fat orange guy with a bad hair piece grabbed her by the pussy.

@besmitty, you'll have to excuse my boy, @Desertcunt. He didn't intend to jack off to photos of Jared Kushner, but he can't control himself when seeing guys he believes have a pretty mouth.

@sgrayeff, you'll have to excuse my boy, @Desertcum. He's been a bit salty after the guy in the orange wig at the Phoenix MAGA circle jerk denied his request for a reacharound while going to pound town.

The moral decay in our society is troubling.

^^Is the front desk guy still able to check in guests while getting blown under the desk? If not, this could lead to a frustrating delay getting to your room.

TJ Mongers, excuse my gal, @desertcum. She's just a bit salty because her 69 session with @skibum didn't live up to expectations.

@Ballin69, pardon my boy, @Desertcunt. He's just cranky because he didn't get his usual reach-around from Billy Bob Joe Jim at last week's Greater Phoenix all-male MAGA daisy chain extravaganza.

@Redbaron12, don't mind my boy, @cedrickthegayentertainer, His mom is still kicking herself for not having fresh condoms handy the night the two Mexican migrant workers dropped by nine months before he was born.

@besmitty, excuse my boy, cedrick69 -- a.k.a. SackTruck. How was he supposed to know transgenders were frowned upon at MAGA circle-jerks?

@daniel99, don't mind my boy, @desertcum. He thought being at the center of a MAGA circle-jerk would be more fun that it actually was for him.

@Pablo99, pardon my gal, Desertcunt. Her proctologist warned her against letting her daddy go bareback.

@Pablo99, you'll have to excuse my boy, @Desertscum. His gynecologist attributes these fits of rage to a throat infection caused by his nephew's semen.