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3 years ago
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trixxiformer stripper is now an internet slut
@trixxi, you’ll have to excuse my boy, @Desertscat. The thought of having a dildo shoved up his ass brings back pleasant memories of summers at his grandparents’ farm.
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3 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
If you want to get to know the ladies, meet the parents, take strolls along the beach hand in hand, talk about dreams and aspirations and look to start a family, maybe TJ is not for you.
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3 years ago
Gentlemen, you’ll have to excuse my boy, @desertdick. He’s still traumatized by his doctor’s inability to compete a hernia check due to his inability to locate his balls.
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3 years ago
^^It didn't happen to the guy who posted it either, though he did dream it while jacking off on the toilet seat at age 15.
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3 years ago
Gentlemen, you'll have to excuse my boy, @desertranny. As an alter boy at the church of Fr. Haywood Jablowme, how was he supposed to know that service during "Hot Dog Day" didn't include a bun and mustard, only a wiener?
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3 years ago
@Joose1803,
I dub thee, toolshed.
Get a fucking clue. Have you even attempted to read some of the recent posts on here about TJ?
And what the fuck is a scamdemic? The same thing that has people hooked to a ventilator while shitting and pissing into a diaper in intensive care?
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3 years ago
Gentlemen, you'll have to excuse my homie, @Desertsnatch. Words have confounded him ever since Uncle Lester told him, "You don't actually blow on it," during one of their many basement encounters back in the day.
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3 years ago
Gentlemen, you'll have to excuse my bud, @desertbender. In some ways, his hostility toward Mexicans is understandable after that day way back in '63 when he came home early from reform school and saw the gardeners, Chico and Pedro, double-teaming his mom.
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3 years ago
Gentlemen, you'll have to excuse my homeboy, @Desertswallows. He's just envious of Mexican gals because of all the cock they're treated to.
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3 years ago
Gentlemen,you'll have to excuse my bitch, @desertdouche. He's still upset that his nephew wiped his ass after taking a shit prior to their mutual rimming session.
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3 years ago
@Muddy, you'll have to excuse my man, Desertgay. Can't blame him for being disappointed there are no gay bars on your list.
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3 years ago
@mona0203, you'll have to excuse my boy, Deserttwat. His only release is sitting on the toilet seat and rubbing out load after load to images of the orange shit stain that had his ass handed to him in the last election. So let's cut him some slack.
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3 years ago
@Desertscrub is truly off his meds. It's like watching dementia set in right before my eyes. He really thinks every review is a club ad. Even a review where the OP tells of meeting with two other TUSCLers, who also post and verify the story. See a doctor!
His annual gyno exam must be coming up. Hope the doctor who's subjected to that sight in stirrups is getting combat pay.
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3 years ago
@Dasher, you'll have to excuse my gal, Desertscum. Last time she was in Atlantic City, a fat orange guy with a bad hair piece grabbed her by the pussy.
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3 years ago
@besmitty, you'll have to excuse my boy, @Desertcunt. He didn't intend to jack off to photos of Jared Kushner, but he can't control himself when seeing guys he believes have a pretty mouth.
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3 years ago
@sgrayeff, you'll have to excuse my boy, @Desertcum. He's been a bit salty after the guy in the orange wig at the Phoenix MAGA circle jerk denied his request for a reacharound while going to pound town.
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3 years ago
The moral decay in our society is troubling.
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3 years ago
^^Is the front desk guy still able to check in guests while getting blown under the desk? If not, this could lead to a frustrating delay getting to your room.
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3 years ago
TJ Mongers, excuse my gal, @desertcum. She's just a bit salty because her 69 session with @skibum didn't live up to expectations.
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3 years ago
@Ballin69, pardon my boy, @Desertcunt. He's just cranky because he didn't get his usual reach-around from Billy Bob Joe Jim at last week's Greater Phoenix all-male MAGA daisy chain extravaganza.
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3 years ago
@Redbaron12, don't mind my boy, @cedrickthegayentertainer,
His mom is still kicking herself for not having fresh condoms handy the night the two Mexican migrant workers dropped by nine months before he was born.
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3 years ago
@besmitty, excuse my boy, cedrick69 -- a.k.a. SackTruck. How was he supposed to know transgenders were frowned upon at MAGA circle-jerks?
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3 years ago
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daniel99Palm trees, bad bitches and wannabees
@daniel99, don't mind my boy, @desertcum. He thought being at the center of a MAGA circle-jerk would be more fun that it actually was for him.
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3 years ago
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Pablo99Looking for the girl next door, with huge tits
@Pablo99, pardon my gal, Desertcunt. Her proctologist warned her against letting her daddy go bareback.
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3 years ago
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Pablo99Looking for the girl next door, with huge tits
@Pablo99, you'll have to excuse my boy, @Desertscum. His gynecologist attributes these fits of rage to a throat infection caused by his nephew's semen.