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2 years ago
Gentlemen, you'll have to excuse my boy, @Desertdouche. He's sensitive on the topic of STDs, after he was falsely led to believe it was impossible for him to contract them from his mom.
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2 years ago
Donald J. Trump and Ted Cruz will be first in line to fight for Ukraine, or Russia, don’t matter. Their extensive military background will have the opposition shaking in fear. Cruz’s ugly wife will take up arms if needed. Too bad his dad isn’t around. Any guy capable of killing JFK would be a valuable asset in combat. Don Jr,, get your dick out of Ivanka’s ass and join the fight!
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2 years ago
Gentlemen, you'll have to excuse my sword-swallowing fanatical friend, @Deserttwat. He still has nightmares about the time his gynecologist neglected to warm up the speculum.
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3 years ago
Gentlemen, and ladies, you'll have to excuse my boy, Desertbender. His boyfriend's reluctance to engage in golden showers has left him no other option than to piss on himself.
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3 years ago
@Icee, seems like your period has lasted well over a week. See your gynecologist immediately.
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3 years ago
@skicunt69
Speaking of cancers on humanity, has @DesertScum stopped giving you reach-arounds when pounding your bum?
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3 years ago
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Pablo99Looking for the girl next door, with huge tits
^^It's an article providing advice about strip-clubbing. That's what this section is for. Articles can be about anything related to the sex trade. Get a fucking clue for crying out loud.
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3 years ago
Glad you had a great time.
Also, gentlemen, you'll have to excuse my homie, @desertcum. He's pissed because he was misled to believe you can't catch COVID from swallowing semen.
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3 years ago
Yeah, ridiculous not to go to HK when you're in TJ.
That would be akin to @DesertScrub pounding his nephew in the ass without even bothering to give him a reacharound.
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3 years ago
Gentlemen, you'll have to excuse my boy, @UrinalScrubber. He thinks the mongers here are as amused by his comments as his nephew is when he continuously asks him to bend over to pick up the soap during shared shower time.
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3 years ago
Gentlemen, you’ll have to excuse my boy, desertrash. Much like bars and restaurants are having difficulty finding help, he can’t pay anybody enough to change his shit-filled diaper twice weekly, after his mom said she was tired of doing it.
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3 years ago
@curvylibra and @tempest666, is there an upcharge for CIM? My friend is asking.
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3 years ago
@curvylibra, is Greek at least on the table?
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3 years ago
@brittinibitch, can you post some naked pictures of yourself here? Also, if you have one of your uncle, @desertscrub would appreciate it.
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3 years ago
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TetradonI'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
"a stripper should trim her bush and a PL should trim his nails."
@Scrub, excellent advice, seriously. Good to see you learned from years of fingering your mom's hairy, unkempt snatch.
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3 years ago
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minnowAny place that interests me.
Gentleman, you'll have to excuse my boy, @AZ Turd Blossom. He wishes he could go back in time to when he was in junior high and allowed to clean his mom's yeast infection with his tongue.
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3 years ago
Gentlemen, you'll have to excuse my amigo @desertclit. His propensity for attention-seeking began in junior high, when his mom stopped breast-feeding him.
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3 years ago
Gentlemen, you'll have to excuse my boy, AZ Turd Blossom. He asks anyone with a remedy for adult diaper rash to please send him a private message.
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3 years ago
@Greanbeans, don't waste your time on @Desertcum. Nothing more than a pipe-smoking sword-swallow specialist craving attention that his daddy only gave to his sister -- in the shower.
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3 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
What a dumb fucking thread. Not surprising, considering the clown that started it. What a twat.
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3 years ago
Gentlemen, you'll have to excuse my hombre, @Desertquim. 2's and 3's are a significant upgrade from the tail he chases at family reunions, except for Aunt Martha, who's a solid 4 when she polishes her dentures.
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3 years ago
Don’t pay any attention to @deserttwat. He’s envious of anyone who goes to TJ because he’s stuck in his Phoenix-area trailer, forced to lick the crusty, smelly hole of some 250-pound Karen who straps it on and reams his ass on weekends.
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3 years ago
^^The OP is a total troll. Same jag-off who claimed Covid was a “scamdemic” in another post and is asking all these idiotic questions that are easily answered through a simple search.
One of two possibilities:
1. It’s a 14-year old kid tired of sniffing his sister”s soiled panties and looking for a new diversion, so he comes on here looking for attention.
2. It’s @Desesrtscrub under a different handle.
Maybe both.
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3 years ago
No Covid test when returning to the US. But starting Monday they are implementing a sexual preference test whereby a 300 pound Mexican guy fucks you in the ass and if you cum within 5 minutes you’re deemed gay and will need to quarantine in Mexico for 14 days until you start liking girls again. So in your case, prepare for an extended stay.
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3 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
@Ilbbaicnl “Just don’t want to be a rapist.”
So any monger who has sex anywhere in the world with a lady who has a pimp, without having any way of knowing she has a pimp, is a rapist?
Your high horse called. He wants you to get the fuck off.