Comments by OrangeClown (page 5)

@besmitty, excuse my boy, SackTruck. He's still traumatized from his days as an alter boy in the Church of Fr. Hugh Jardon.

@Muddy, why wait? Seriously, if you have the bank, you can get with her, or pretty much any porn star. I mean, that's what they do, fuck for a living, right? Don't know how much it would cost (I'm sure it wouldn't be cheap), but I'd try to contact her through social media. And I'd move fast. She's real fuckable now, but her odometer is going to turn over soon with all the hard miles she has on her, and those sexy curves ain't gonna look so hot in a few years. Also, can you put together a Ron Jeremy masturbation shrine for my boy, @desertscum, who's going through withdrawals ever since the Hedgehog was thrown into the pokie and unable to do any more vids (except for the inevitable pirated jail sex loops sure to hit the Internet in a few months).

@RedBaron12, you'll have to excuse my gal, @desertscum. She hasn't been the same since Uncle Buck stretched her hymen back in '63.

@besmitty, you probably know this by now, but I will say it anyway. Read what the following posters say; their word on TJ is gospel: @tahoecruz @mongo1964 @greenbeans @eastcoaster @cristobal @tbot102 @jascoi And a few others, too, that I'm sure you're familiar with from their reviews of TJ clubs. Ignore everyone else who tries to give you advice on TJ. They've never been there but for some stupid reason like to impart their ignorance and fear-mongering in this section. I suspect it's because they're envious of all who go to clubs like Hong Kong and share our wonderful experiences on TUSCL, while they're stuck at home with their 250-pound wives, their laptop and a jar of Vaseline.

@shailynn: "I think it would be awkward masturbating in my seat next to my wife and strangers" Don't let that deter you. @skibum doesn't hesitate rubbing one out at Bob Ritchie concerts.

DesertTwat is one bitter little cock-sucker who does nothing but trash people for getting laid. The little dickhead must be trapped in miserable marriage to some 200-pound trailer trash cunt that bosses him around and makes him lick her stank snatch. Great life there, DesertCunt.

Desertcunt being trolled and played like a fiddle and too fucking stupid to realize it.

Luke Powell did a video about two weeks ago saying he was banned from HK. He said security recognized him in the club and asked him to leave because of his videos. I think he said they thought he was taking secret footage inside the club. He explained that he doesn't do that and even when he's recording outside of clubs, he does it from a distance and makes sure no customers are in the shot. He has always talked up HK, Chicago Club and Adelitas.

Ladies need to be shave it all off. Nothing more embarrassing than having a cute dental hygienist floss pubes out from between your teeth at a cleaning. Of course, with DesertScum it'd be man pubes.

@desertscum, you're right. That itching is probably vaginitis. See you gynecologist as soon as possible.

I agree with @desertscum, whose gynecologist recommended monthly pap smears if actively scissor-fucking HK gals.

Speaking of pussies, it's about time for your annual gyn exam, @Dessertscum ?

Awesome list! I think I've jacked off to about a dozen gals you listed here, including several times to your No. 1, Jasmine St. Claire ("Jasmine's Final GangBang" was really something). A few of my favs from the Golden Age (yeah, I'm fucking old): Seka Amber Hunt Loni Sanders Joanna Storm Mimi Miyagi Kristara Barrington Desiree Cousteau Ginger Lynn Cassie Nova Marlene Willoughby

Excellent stuff as usual, Mongo. Agree with everything you said. I've had great fichas where the gal nearly made me cum in pants and cold fish fichas where it couldn't end soon enough. It never occurred to me to tip the gal a couple bucks -- as you would for a stage show -- during the ficha to get even better access. I'll have to try that next month. Lap dance at the regular $22 price isn't worth it. But with a VIP card you get one or two half-off coupons per 24-hour period and $11 (plus $1-2 tip for attendant) is worth it to determine if she is arriba-worthy. Never tried VIP booth at HK and don't intend to; no need when you can go arriba in a much more comfortable environment, and more cost-effective, too. For arriba, I'd advise to bring your own condoms. Their lube is good, though. All in all, just an awesome place to be able to walk into and know you can have sex with just about any woman in the place (I think a few don't do arriba, but I could be wrong).

^^I wouldn't advise it. I went there once and was coaxed into having premarital sex.

Do you purchase that 6-month visa at the border crossing? Also, I received an email from HK last week saying they are open. Does that mean fully functional like before, with stage shows and the whole nine yards?

A complete and utter travesty. How the fuck can the libtards impeach a president that has steadfastly supported civil rights, equal rights for women and has been a champion for the handicapped?

Why didn’t he just seek sex from his cousin, like most West Virginians do?

Only government employees should be allowed to grab 'em by the pussy.

I beg to differ. It's far from an election security success when votes for Biden from tens of thousands of Civil War troops are accepted as legitimate.

Biden voters are suckers and losers. Dick Nixon, now he was a real president.

Greetings, folks. I'm back after taking a couple of months off the board. I was busy filling out tens of thousands of absentee ballots for Biden while traveling from Wisconsin to Michigan to Pennsylvania to Georgia to Arizona. I was hoping I could get away with it, but I think they're on to me.

Fuck Arizona. The president will win Cuba, Russia, Turkey, North Korea and Arkansas and their combined 220 electoral votes and win this erection in a landslide!

Word is she's the centerpiece of nightly bukake sessions with the guards.

You're Better Than This -- Are you serious? How long have you been on this site. It's a fucking cesspool of bigotry. That post you linked was started by TUSCL's lowest life, SkiCunt, a 73-year-old diaper-wearing piece of shit.