tuscl

Comments by Jacks4thson (page 2)

  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    founder
    slip a dollar in her g-string for me
    Feedback on new site
    I am used to going to an area - say Florida in the club listing, and getting a list of most recent reviews (regardless of club). Not sure how to do that on the new and improved site?
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    A great fucking night
    Hoping for the same thing in about a month- twice a year trip to Miami. I arrive Sunday am, head to the best club based on reviews and spend all afternoon and night drinking, getting dances and watching football. Them I do it for 3 more days minus the football lol
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Tootsies gals are hot
    Who would settle for a solid 9.8 when there are 9.85’s and maybe 9.9’s walking around?
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Decreasing money spent on the hoby
    Living near Baltimore it is really easy to NOT spend any money in strip clubs. So I save up and make 3-4 trips per year to South Florida, maybe Dallas, maybe PHX. Then I have a pretty good budget to spread out over 2-4 days. I manage to meet at least 1-2 awesome ladies each trip and they help me make some awesome memories. So good that I forget all the lame clubs and lame dancers I meet during the same trip. Currently planning my next trip south probably in October. 4 days of golf and strippers. What a vacation!
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Ouch!
    This dude will thank god in a few years that he escaped “wedded bliss” after only 24 hours. I am here 30 years later thinking “a few days of shame is worth a life free of a SO”
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Jimmybigtits
    Western PA
    Instant Turn Offs - Things Dancers do to try to look sexy that turn you OFF!
    Spray tans that wind up all over my clothes and face Strong perfume that goes home with me Pinching my nipples Bouncing up and down on JR like a kangaroo Six inch heels on knee high boots Working so hard during a lap dance that they start sweating - I need a woman close to me not doing a gym workout on me
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Hank Moody
    I'm fine. I'm disgusted with my life and myself, but I'm not unhappy about that.
    How many ‘Top 40’ TUSCL clubs have you been to?
    Lol at any club in Baltimore. Looks like we travel similar routes as I find myself in South Florida and PHX a lot for work !
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    mjx01
    Aspiring Global Hound
    Towns for Clubbing
    In my limited business travel in the last 3 years I have hit clubs in Dallas/FTW, Phoenix and Miami. Dallas was great, some extras but this was preCovid. Hoping to swing another trip there soon to see how the clubs are. PHX is great in Fall/Winter/Spring for me as I will golf all day and club all night. Problem with the clubs is consistentcy. Extras can be had but it may take some work and club jumping. One day the club will be the best ever, next night it will suck. The area colleges keep the young ones coming at you if school is in session. Miami - a quick 2.5 hr flt from Baltimore has led me to make several trips there, allegedly for business, but there are so many good clubs to visit I still haven’t hit them all. If you can’t find extras there then something is wrong with you lol. Vegas - my last visits to the Rhino pre COVID. I got back to my room and I had spray tan all over my clothes and face. I had a good time but I really could have done without her fake tan all over me
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Dancers Eating in the Club
    Apparently we are running out of things to bitch about now.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Dancers who are handicapped or missing limbs
    There was that dancer in Baltimore with only one leg - I think her name was Eileen.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Dancers who are handicapped or missing limbs
    Not in a club but long ago I booked an appt with an escort. When she stripped I found out she had had a partial mastectomy. I was always good at hitting the curveball so I went thru the usual things you do with an escort. But I admit I still cringe a little when I think about it. Had she told me ahead of time I don’t thing it would still be cringeworthy now.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Not sure what to do about a dancer who disappeared
    I am guessing she met some really weird dude who asked her too many personal questions and was too scared to return to the club in case he was there looking for her.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    tuscl
    A catch-all account
    First visit, won’t be last.
    Why would a club place a fake review that does nothing but keep me from going there ??!
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Extras in the dc Maryland area
    In this case being from and being in are the same thing. So stay calm and piss off
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Extras in the dc Maryland area
    I am from Smaltimore - save your time and find a good escort. Clubs here are 100% lame.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    TheEckster
    Wanna go clubbing?
    Best city for strip clubs
    Been several times to Phoenix, Dallas, Miami and Vegas. Miami hands down. And precious poster was correct. Hollywood gives you a good base of operations for the area. M
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Back to Las Vegas
    Based on recent reviews that would be my conclusion
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    The "Condom Conversation"
    Were you eavesdropping on my last club visit in Miami? Lol
  • discussion comment
    3 years ago
    South Florida Planning
    I am here now for the weekend - will report back my findings! Lol
  • discussion comment
    3 years ago
    48-Cowboy
    Forcing Baby Boomers To Stop Being Babies
    Starbucks Is Going Union
    A crappy cup of coffee is still crappy whether it was made by union workers or non union workers
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Scluva6969
    I'm an ass man!
    Better than expected
    Better than expected but no one worth a LD? What exactly were the expectations?
  • discussion comment
    3 years ago
    Nixur68
    Texas
    SoFlo before Christmas - Worth it?
    I am headed there next weekend. Clubs were awesome 2 months ago and I expect even better this time
  • discussion comment
    3 years ago
    South Florida Planning
    Damn - somehow I knew I would get the real scoop from Papi ! Thanks for the rundown. The hints on cost as well as make the offer instead it asking the cost is good stuff
  • discussion comment
    3 years ago
    South Florida Planning
    Extras are not mandatory.
  • discussion comment
    3 years ago
    Great strip clubs of only 4 years ago that fell off
    Tootsies was still good when I was there last month. Sunday afternoon and lots of talent to pick from with no competition - would like to experience it on a Thursday or Friday. Hi Liters. Was there in June and visited I think 4 times looking for the Hi Liters I read about here. After 4 visits I concluded I would never need to go back!