How many ‘Top 40’ TUSCL clubs have you been to?
Hank Moody
I'm fine. I'm disgusted with my life and myself, but I'm not unhappy about that.
Me:
5 Follies
9 BDD
15 Cheetah Pompano (my personal number 1 from what I’ve seen)
18 OZ Clearwater
19 Rhino - Vegas
23 Palomino - Vegas
25 Bourbon Street
27 PHC Baltimore (I go here and have fun, but 27? NFW)
31 Bucks Wild Houston - my kinda club. Surprised the board has it so high as it’s not especially loved, or so I thought.
32 Booby Trap Pompano
39 Diamond Dolls Pompano Wasn’t this top 10 at one point? Apparently, cheap mechanical sex isn’t what it used to be.
Bonus points. Top 40 WORST rated clubs:
24 Little Darlings Vegas - don’t remember much as it was maybe 15 years ago but it was bad
31 Centerfolds Houston - I tried but didn’t have a good time and left for Treasures(?) maybe
39 Bucks Wild Dallas Again, I like the two Bucks Wild clubs but maybe I like the BYOB style because my two favorite Maryland clubs back in the day were BYOB clubs. Also, I hit it off with a dancer the one time I was here
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How can Follies remain on there?
Wild.
I guess I am not really sure what the criteria are, but we all have our own criteria and will judge these clubs much differently.
Follies is my alltime favorite, but I agree, it needs to disappear from this list.
I’ve not been near any of the top 40 clubs.
The others, including brief thoughts on each, are:
- Baby Dolls Dallas: Gimmicky clip joint for tourists and beer drinking day laborers looking for free finger food and discounted beers at Happy Hour.
- Oz Clearwater FL: Not bad, but not enough seating and I wouldn't go far out of my way to visit.
- PT’s Mens Club Dallas: I had a good time when I visited, but the attitudes of the dayshift girls were much better than those if the night shift dancers.
- Rhode Island Dolls Woonsocket RI: It was very a long time ago, so I will reserve judgment.
- Oasis Goodtime Atlanta: Guessing that it is very fun for regulars who know the girls.
- Treasure Club Greensboro NC: A bit too gimmicky for my tastes.
Desires, Dolls, Cheetah Pompano, Diamond Dolls and cheaters Coco are all in my regular rotation.
2 from the best
2 from the worst
2 from the value list
Best - 3
Worst - 3
Value - 3
Only slightly better than Motörhead, so I don’t think he should be kicked out.
In my opinion, the value list is the most representative of the three lists.
SJG
Palomino club... John is a bad manager. It's overpriced which leaves the girls struggling. John does a better job keeping it a drug den than a strip club.
I've been to all of the Atlanta club that made the top 40. I don't travel much anymore.
I have been to 8 of the Top Value list and 9 of the Top dancers clubs. But those are 3 very different lists.
Of course I went to a lot of these just because they were highly rated on TUSCL
Worst 40 3 - Wise Guys Washington Park, Club Pussycat Baltimore Block, Diva's Lexington
as Shadowcat says there's a lot of bad ones that don't have enough reviews to be on the list. Probably most of the Baltimore Block clubs in this category.
I did a quick count, and I've been to 18 of the "best" and 11 of the "worst." I was at one of the "worst" last Friday and will be visiting another one tomorrow. Says a whole lot about me, doesn't it. LOL
SJG
Definitely some head scratchers. How is Delilah's Den of Hazlet on the best and Gallaghers 2000 on the worst?
Also, surprisingly, I've been to the Number 1 worst rated club, Diamond Dolls Daytona. I actually had a lot of fun both times I was there, but that was six years ago before the curtains came down and the entertainers went downhill.
Interesting how the "worst 40 list" has changed since the last time we had a thread like this almost two years ago. Some places didn't survive Covid, and I suspect a few others used the down time to fixup/remodel and perhaps aren't that bad anymore.
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7489…
Only worst club I've been to is Admiral Theater in Chicago. I popped my strip club cherry there at 18yo. No alcohol, air dances, and no touching at all.
I wish the list would be updated. This has been the same list for a long time, including Follies still being on there even though it has been closed for a long time. They should update the list just to get Atlantis at 2 off the list.
Baby Dolls Dallas - I don't get why
Platinum 84 Denver - WTF, doesn't belong on this list
PH Baltimore - many years ago, meh
Tattletales Atlanta - also don't get it
But it's also a function of city size. large cities by default have higher review counts.
IMO, the ratings are only useful within same metro area at best