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I SUMMON YOU NOW! SHOW YOURSELF, AT ONCE!
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I RIDE FULL SPEED AHEAD TO THE FRONT! NO BLACK/INDEGINIOUS/LGBTTQQIAAP2++ SHALL EVER BE INJURED AS I LEAD THE CHARGE! NO GO YOUNG ONES. LOOT, PILLAGE AND BURN AWAY AS WE MARCH ON TO PORTLAND YET AGAIN! I SHALL DEFEND YOU!
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The local mage said I do not have long. Unless I am able to find love from the nicest spice from the far east. I shant have long to live unless you can find in your heart to send a…
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HEYAA!
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SHE MUST BE IN DISTRESS. WE RIDE AT DAWN! TELL THE MEN THEY'LL BE NO SLEEP TONIGHT. I MUST TRACK DOWN NICESPICE SO I CAN PAY HER MONEY TO MASSAGE HER FEET. RIDE NOW HEEYAAA!!!!
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WELL I AM HERE TO STATE THAT I AM THE MOST NOBLE OF THEM ALL WHILE SERVICING ANOTHER CUSTOMER I WILL HOLD MY DANZEL'S HAND THROUGH THE VIP CURTAIN, AS A SYMBOL, A MESSAGE IF YOU WILL, THAT DECLARES "I AM…
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IN OUR LIFE. WHATS IT TO YOU???? SHOVE OFF!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE TALK ABOUT AND THE MEMORIES WE SHARE!
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My heart aches, I weep eternal, Your absence I can no longer bear, 🐻 Holding hands in the $800 champagne 🍾 room instead of having sex, we’re some of the best memories of my life. Of my life! I long for your embrace…
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YOUR MAJESTY. I SHALL SERVE YOU FOREVERMORE....FOREVERMORE! After ofcourse I’m done doing Nicespice and Eves bidding I am indeed their little bitch boy, but after that I DARE FOLLOW YOU INTO THE ABYSS IF NEED BE, MY BROTHER, MY CAPTAIN...MY KING…
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WE WEEP TOGETHER
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ONCE AGAIN. I VENTURED TO THE HUSTLE HUT TO LIVE, FROLIC AND PROFESS MY LOVE FOR STELLAROSE. I WAS IMMIDIATELY BANNED. WILL YOU ALL WELCOME ME NOW AND SERENADE ME AND THROW FLOWER PETALS AS I STROLL MY MERRY WAY…
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THE JOURNEY IS ARDOUS. BUT MY LOVE NINABAMBINA WHO HAILS FROM BANANANANAFOFIA INTENDS TO GET MARRIED SO I MUST RIDE IN TO STOP IT! 'TIS A FORCED MARRIAGE! My question is simply do you guys think it could work between me…
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Oh what sorrow I am Weep I do Black Rose 🥀, Black Rose 🥀 Darkness through yonder window breaks Too much road, too many miles Loneliness and despair Nicespice....Eve....show me love Come to meeeeeeeeeeeee 😢 😭 💦 🌊
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Rest assured many doubloons will be showered at the ground you walk on. Your name shall be known throughout the land. I dare challenge you to unsheathe my sword 🗡 and you will be given all the loafs of bread…
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I have heard tales of her beauty. But I never have gazed upon her, never the chance. Anybody know where I can see the glory in all it's splendor. Anywhere at all a photo please, Caramel Starr.
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TO ME! TO ME! FOR ALL BREASTS ALL ACROSS THIS GREAT LAND! WE'VE FOUGHT GONNERIA, WE'VE BATTLED SYPHILIS, CLASHED BLADES WITH HERPES (although admittedly lost to all 3, this I grant you) THIS VIRUS WE NOT BE OUR END, NOT THIS…
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LATE IS THE HOUR NO WORDS, NO MEANING....NO LIFE.....WITHOUT YOU I LONG FOR YOUR EMBRACE WITH GREAT MEMORIES, I LAUGH HAHA HOW I MISS YOU SO MAY YOU FINALLY READ THE 700 PM’S THAT I’VE SENT YOU. OH AND THE PIGEONS IVE SENT YOUR WAY.…
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I WILLFULLY SURRENDER MY ROYAL TILTLE OF WALKING MANGINA TO THY HEAVING, HE’S PROVEN MORE THAN MATCH. POSSIBLY THE MOST PATHETIC HUMAN BEING THIS LAND HAS SEEN SINCE THE DARK AGE. I SHANT COMPETE. OH THOU DIVINE HELP ME!…
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BLESSED ARE THOU. I KNOW SWEAR AN OATH OF LOYALTY TO VOW TO ONLY SPEND ON YOU. ONE DAY I SHALL SAVE MY DANZEL FROM THESE STRIP CLUB PRISONS. THEN WE SHALL BE FREE TO FROLIC TOGETHER FOREVER AND NEVER…
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I WAS JUST MESSING AROUND ON SEEKING. PINING AWAY. SCOURING THE LAND FOR A SUGAR BABY FIT FOR ROYALTY. FOUND FROM THE LAND OF PLOTONIC. SHE STATED THAT SHE WOULD ACCEPT ME FOR MERE $900 TO BE IN HER GRACE.…
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TO MY BELOVED SERENITY SIN FOR SHE MAY BE THE ONLY GIRL LEFT ON THE ULTIMATE STRIP CLUB LIST WHO DOENT HAVE ME ON BLOCK, THEREFORE I PROPOSE MARRIAGE. NOW ITS TIME FOR A TUNE. SIRLAPDANCEALOT KINDLY PLAY THE FLUTE WHILE…
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DID YOU KNOW SHE DANCED CAMELOT RECENTLY TOO? WE PRANCED AND FROLICKED TOGETHER IN THE MEADOW. ‘TIS A WONDEROUS TIME NOW ITS TIME FOR TUNE My maiden who hails from Austinnnn I tried to be sexy by giving her Ginnnnnn I hope you return one…
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HOW WILL I LIVE ON, HOW WILL I KISS NINA'S FEET NOW, I PLANNED TO PROPOSE, HEAVENS NO, I WEEP FOR LOST LOVE, I HAVE MANY TALES OF LORE INVOLVING CRAZYJOE DUMPS, MANY FOND MEMORIES OF SHADOWCATS BALLS, TIS NO MATTER NOW, FOR I CAN LIVE…
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I SHALL DEFEND MY FAIR MAIDEN!!!!!!!!! TIME FOR A TUNE!!!!!!! Pistola is a giant faggot, When he watches full house he jerks off to Bob Saget, To Nicespice he must have an obsession, After he sucks off SJG he has to freshen, Nobody is as gay…
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The girl that dances from the Far East, Icey locos vagina is full of yeeeeeast, Her tits are perky and do not sag, SJG is such a faaaag, My love you is very true DC’s balls are always bluuuuuuuueee She makes her money and makes it…
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