Posts by THEWHITEKNIGHT

Oh what sorrow I am Weep I do Black Rose 🥀, Black Rose 🥀 Darkness through yonder window breaks Too much road, too many miles Loneliness and despair Nicespice....Eve....show me love Come to meeeeeeeeeeeee 😢 😭 💦 🌊

Rest assured many doubloons will be showered at the ground you walk on. Your name shall be known throughout the land. I dare challenge you to unsheathe my sword 🗡 and you will be given all the loafs of bread…

I have heard tales of her beauty. But I never have gazed upon her, never the chance. Anybody know where I can see the glory in all it's splendor. Anywhere at all a photo please, Caramel Starr.

TO ME! TO ME! FOR ALL BREASTS ALL ACROSS THIS GREAT LAND! WE'VE FOUGHT GONNERIA, WE'VE BATTLED SYPHILIS, CLASHED BLADES WITH HERPES (although admittedly lost to all 3, this I grant you) THIS VIRUS WE NOT BE OUR END, NOT THIS…

LATE IS THE HOUR NO WORDS, NO MEANING....NO LIFE.....WITHOUT YOU I LONG FOR YOUR EMBRACE WITH GREAT MEMORIES, I LAUGH HAHA HOW I MISS YOU SO MAY YOU FINALLY READ THE 700 PM’S THAT I’VE SENT YOU. OH AND THE PIGEONS IVE SENT YOUR WAY.…

I WILLFULLY SURRENDER MY ROYAL TILTLE OF WALKING MANGINA TO THY HEAVING, HE’S PROVEN MORE THAN MATCH. POSSIBLY THE MOST PATHETIC HUMAN BEING THIS LAND HAS SEEN SINCE THE DARK AGE. I SHANT COMPETE. OH THOU DIVINE HELP ME!…

BLESSED ARE THOU. I KNOW SWEAR AN OATH OF LOYALTY TO VOW TO ONLY SPEND ON YOU. ONE DAY I SHALL SAVE MY DANZEL FROM THESE STRIP CLUB PRISONS. THEN WE SHALL BE FREE TO FROLIC TOGETHER FOREVER AND NEVER…

I WAS JUST MESSING AROUND ON SEEKING. PINING AWAY. SCOURING THE LAND FOR A SUGAR BABY FIT FOR ROYALTY. FOUND FROM THE LAND OF PLOTONIC. SHE STATED THAT SHE WOULD ACCEPT ME FOR MERE $900 TO BE IN HER GRACE.…

TO MY BELOVED SERENITY SIN FOR SHE MAY BE THE ONLY GIRL LEFT ON THE ULTIMATE STRIP CLUB LIST WHO DOENT HAVE ME ON BLOCK, THEREFORE I PROPOSE MARRIAGE. NOW ITS TIME FOR A TUNE. SIRLAPDANCEALOT KINDLY PLAY THE FLUTE WHILE…

DID YOU KNOW SHE DANCED CAMELOT RECENTLY TOO? WE PRANCED AND FROLICKED TOGETHER IN THE MEADOW. ‘TIS A WONDEROUS TIME NOW ITS TIME FOR TUNE My maiden who hails from Austinnnn I tried to be sexy by giving her Ginnnnnn I hope you return one…

HOW WILL I LIVE ON, HOW WILL I KISS NINA'S FEET NOW, I PLANNED TO PROPOSE, HEAVENS NO, I WEEP FOR LOST LOVE, I HAVE MANY TALES OF LORE INVOLVING CRAZYJOE DUMPS, MANY FOND MEMORIES OF SHADOWCATS BALLS, TIS NO MATTER NOW, FOR I CAN LIVE…

I SHALL DEFEND MY FAIR MAIDEN!!!!!!!!! TIME FOR A TUNE!!!!!!! Pistola is a giant faggot, When he watches full house he jerks off to Bob Saget, To Nicespice he must have an obsession, After he sucks off SJG he has to freshen, Nobody is as gay…