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BLESSED ARE THOU. I KNOW SWEAR AN OATH OF LOYALTY TO VOW TO ONLY SPEND ON YOU. ONE DAY I SHALL SAVE MY DANZEL FROM THESE STRIP CLUB PRISONS. THEN WE SHALL BE FREE TO…

I WAS JUST MESSING AROUND ON SEEKING. PINING AWAY. SCOURING THE LAND FOR A SUGAR BABY FIT FOR ROYALTY. FOUND FROM THE LAND OF PLOTONIC. SHE STATED THAT SHE WOULD ACCEPT ME FOR MERE $900…

TO MY BELOVED SERENITY SIN
FOR SHE MAY BE THE ONLY GIRL LEFT ON THE ULTIMATE STRIP CLUB LIST WHO DOENT HAVE ME ON BLOCK, THEREFORE I PROPOSE MARRIAGE. NOW ITS TIME FOR A TUNE. SIRLAPDANCEALOT…

DID YOU KNOW SHE DANCED CAMELOT RECENTLY TOO?

WE PRANCED AND FROLICKED TOGETHER IN THE MEADOW.

‘TIS A WONDEROUS TIME

NOW ITS TIME FOR TUNE

My maiden who hails from Austinnnn
I tried to be sexy by giving her…

HOW WILL I LIVE ON,

HOW WILL I KISS NINA'S FEET NOW,

I PLANNED TO PROPOSE,

HEAVENS NO,

I WEEP FOR LOST LOVE,

I HAVE MANY TALES OF LORE INVOLVING CRAZYJOE DUMPS,

MANY FOND MEMORIES OF SHADOWCATS BALLS,

TIS NO MATTER…

I SHALL DEFEND MY FAIR MAIDEN!!!!!!!!!
TIME FOR A TUNE!!!!!!!

Pistola is a giant faggot,

When he watches full house he jerks off to Bob Saget,

To Nicespice he must have an obsession,

After he sucks off SJG he has…

The girl that dances from the Far East,

Icey locos vagina is full of yeeeeeast,

Her tits are perky and do not sag,

SJG is such a faaaag,

My love you is very true

DC’s balls are always bluuuuuuuueee

She makes…

AND WILL DEFEND HER HONOR, NO MATTER WHAT. HAIL ME FOR I SHALL RESCUE THOSE DANZELS IN PERIL

HUZZZZAAAA!!!!!!