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PinkSugarDoll my fair maiden, come dance in Camelot

Rest assured many doubloons will be showered at the ground you walk on. Your name shall be known throughout the land. I dare challenge you to unsheathe my sword 🗡 and you will be given all the loafs of bread your heart desires.

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TheeOSU

^
Now that was a movie I saw in the theater while tripping on acid! Almost died laughing!

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We're Knights of the Round Table.
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot.
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We're Knights of the Round Table.
Our shows are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot.
We sing from the diaphragm a lot.
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot.
I have to push the pram a lot.

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Icey

I like the Disney version.

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winex

@IceyDodo - is the original poster in this thread me too?

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