THERE HAVE BEEN MANY TALES OF “CHILLEN” WITH NICESPICE RECENTLY

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THEWHITEKNIGHT
Camelot
DID YOU KNOW SHE DANCED CAMELOT RECENTLY TOO?

WE PRANCED AND FROLICKED TOGETHER IN THE MEADOW.

‘TIS A WONDEROUS TIME

NOW ITS TIME FOR TUNE

My maiden who hails from Austinnnn
I tried to be sexy by giving her Ginnnnnn
I hope you return one day to Camelot
Next time bring a random thottt
I have already bought you a shiny new purse
Rick Dugan is the biggest douchebag in the univeeerrrrrsssseeeeee

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THEWHITEKNIGHT
5 years ago
Yes
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Cashman1234
5 years ago
Your rhyming skills are excellent.

I’m sure NiceSpice is quite moist after reading your prose!
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nicespice
5 years ago
^Indeed. My nose mucous has been dripping quite profusely today.
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SirLapdancealot
5 years ago
MY LIEGE, AS YOUR CHAMPION I FROLICKED WITH NICESPICE ON BEHALF OF THE KING. I WILL CONTINUE THIS DUTY AS LONG AS SHE DANCES IN THE LAND OF PORT. OR I WILL DIE TRYING!

HUZZAAA!!!
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Cashman1234
5 years ago
Lol! No Dilly Dilly? I’m wondering if NiceSpice might enjoy the pit of misery...
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SirLapdancealot
5 years ago
In Portland the pit of misery is the dance area at the Acropolis. Fucking one way bullshit there.
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nicespice
5 years ago
Awww...I thought the acrop was a nice club.

https://www.tuscl.net/review.php?id=3460…
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nicespice
5 years ago
But then again, I get the impression that it’s not the best place to work at. I remember the time I interacted with a dancer, she got $40 total in dances and a little bit of stage tips. And she outright said she hoped the boyfriend-at-the-time (before he left me for a pack of hombres) and after the dances she was conversing with us in a way and said she hoped we would return to continue having fun.

That kind of attitude I guess is good for customers. But iick
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SirLapdancealot
5 years ago
@nicespice It's a great stage and party club. But for a grizzled LDK monger like me, the dance area is most definitely a pit of misery.

LMAO Cashman called it about you!
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SirLapdancealot
5 years ago
@nicespice my ATF DS was there for about two weeks and then left. I think strippers can make a steady amount of low paying money but not make a killing, ever, because of the lame dance area.
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