I SHALL DEFEND MY FAIR MAIDEN!!!!!!!!! TIME FOR A TUNE!!!!!!!
Pistola is a giant faggot,
When he watches full house he jerks off to Bob Saget,
To Nicespice he must have an obsession,
After he sucks off SJG he has to freshen,
Nobody is as gay as Pistola,
Tell your mama I said Hola,
NOW HAIL ME!!!!!!!!!
HUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!


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