Comments by Tyrion_Lannister

How is my thread pathetic? Little Finger owns one of the most upscale brothels in the city of King's Landing. Girls from all over Westeros are brought here to cater to each specific client's needs. Mine have always been fairly simple though, if she can suck off a dwarf she is good enough for me.

Come to King's Landing, we make the best wine out here.

In Kings Landing, there are some women who attach messages to pigeons and send them to desperate guys saying that they like them and want to go out with them. The guy meets them at a certain place and finds out the "pretty girl with long blonde hair" is a fat drunken wench who smells worse than the shit moat around the castle.

How many times has a big wall that covers more ground than just a city worked? In my world or yours?

Can I become verified as a whoremongering dwarf? I guarantee you its bigger than you think?

I raise my cup to all the men who don't judge a woman for her choice to be apart of this lifestyle. I myself have found my interactions with them to always be pleasant.

This is why you go to upscale brothels rather than riding from village to village looking for cheap whores.

In Westeros, the vast majority of casual whoremongers are married men. Most of the hardcore whoremongers like me, however, are unmarried men with a lot of money and too much time on their hands.

Nothing says a day well spent like a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth on my cock.

@anislee how would you compare Hong Kong to LittleFinger's brothel in King's Landing? Assuming you've heard of it that is?

Well I'd hate for them to back off of my dick because I had a little too much wine, so why do that to them?

Well Pistola what can I say, we're men, we like tits. I'd trust a nice pair of titties before I'd trust any man.

I'm not sure about your world, but in my world, it depends a lot on the brothel owner. Some brothel owners I know are fucking scumbags and mistreat the girls on a regular basis. I've met other brothel owners who used to be whores themselves and treat all the girls like family. I'm sure those girls are there of their own free will. I always try to give my business to those brothels when I can. People in my world often make fun of me because I actually like whores. I've maintained several friendships with them and dated a couple others. Most men fuck them but look down on them. Except for Podrick, that man is a prostitute whisperer.

In my world, staying up til 2 in the morning is pretty much unheard of.

"Johny5 is talking about trolls like Tyrion Lannister, not txtittyfag." Hey now! I'm not a troll. Just because I'm short doesn't make me a troll!

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A simple discussion about me teleporting into this world drumming up old feuds and grievances and causing all out chaos between multiple members? This place is more like home than I thought.

My god, she should have retired a long time ago.

I knew one whore who would only give handjobs at the brothel she worked at. She was beautiful and the brothel was unpopular and mostly had very unattractive girls working there so she could get away with it there, then she moved to LittleFinger's brothel and he was not having any of that and she started having to provide sex and blowjobs.

Thank you to all the gentlemen welcoming me into this world, it appears I may be having to stay here for quite awhile. As for the asswipes, I can guarantee you that nothing you say is anything that my own father hasn't said to me before. For that, your words have no effect on me.

Not the friendliest little wanker are you? Better feel lucky you said that to me and not my sister or my father. Go back and suckle on your mother's teats until you're ready to play with the grownups.

What is a psychologist, and what use do I have for a garden tool?

Stark territory is great for spinners but be careful what you wish for, if a 90 lb wench satisfies your taste then have at it.