Tyrion_Lannister

How is my thread pathetic? Little Finger owns one of the most upscale brothels in the city of King's Landing. Girls from all over Westeros are brought here to cater to each specific client's needs. Mine have always been fairly simple though, if she can suck off a dwarf she is good enough for me.

Come to King's Landing, we make the best wine out here.

In Kings Landing, there are some women who attach messages to pigeons and send them to desperate guys saying that they like them and want to go out with them. The guy meets them at a certain place and finds out the "pretty girl with long blonde hair" is a fat drunken wench who smells worse than the shit moat around the castle.

How many times has a big wall that covers more ground than just a city worked? In my world or yours?

Can I become verified as a whoremongering dwarf? I guarantee you its bigger than you think?